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Offline Furious

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How women buy their flying mounts....
« on: August 17, 2007, 09:37:48 am »
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Re: How women buy their flying mounts....
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2007, 11:28:45 am »
I wouldn't mount her if she gave me 5000 gold.
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Re: How women buy their flying mounts....
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2007, 12:01:31 pm »
Quote from: Newby on August 17, 2007, 11:28:45 am
I wouldn't mount her if she gave me 5000 gold.

Exactly what I was thinking, the concept made me laugh though.
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Re: How women buy their flying mounts....
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2007, 03:22:37 pm »
Um, ew?
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Re: How women buy their flying mounts....
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2007, 04:09:31 pm »
I remember when she did that, people spammed the shit out of her and stuff.  :P
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Re: How women buy their flying mounts....
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2007, 01:49:34 pm »
E-Hoe?
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Re: How women buy their flying mounts....
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2007, 07:41:32 pm »
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Re: How women buy their flying mounts....
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2007, 04:50:22 pm »
Idea!
1. Install keylogger on your comp
2. Invite her over for transaction
3. Make transaction, have fun
4. After she leaves, check the keylogger for the password, and take the gold back before she gets home.


Oh btw, I think she is ugly, and would have to pay me to do anything :D
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Re: How women buy their flying mounts....
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2007, 08:35:38 am »
Quote from: Newby on August 17, 2007, 11:28:45 am
I wouldn't mount her if she gave me 5000 gold.

You'd hit a hole in the wall.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: How women buy their flying mounts....
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2007, 06:44:59 pm »
Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 24, 2007, 08:35:38 am
Quote from: Newby on August 17, 2007, 11:28:45 am
I wouldn't mount her if she gave me 5000 gold.

You'd hit a hole in the wall.

better than her
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Re: How women buy their flying mounts....
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2007, 02:14:12 am »
id hit it
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Re: How women buy their flying mounts....
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2007, 03:50:10 pm »
Quote from: Towelie on August 23, 2007, 04:50:22 pm
Idea!
1. Install keylogger on your comp
2. Invite her over for transaction
3. Make transaction, have fun
4. After she leaves, check the keylogger for the password, and take the gold back before she gets home.


Oh btw, I think she is ugly, and would have to pay me to do anything :D

Pussy ain't got no face.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: How women buy their flying mounts....
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2007, 07:39:22 am »
Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 29, 2007, 03:50:10 pm
Quote from: Towelie on August 23, 2007, 04:50:22 pm
Idea!
1. Install keylogger on your comp
2. Invite her over for transaction
3. Make transaction, have fun
4. After she leaves, check the keylogger for the password, and take the gold back before she gets home.


Oh btw, I think she is ugly, and would have to pay me to do anything :D

Pussy ain't got no face.

Lol..judging by the way she looks ( hair, etc. ) I wouldn't expect her lower region to be taken care of too well either.
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Re: How women buy their flying mounts....
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2007, 06:47:29 pm »
Oh dear god...I think I may have died a little bit. That has to be one of the MOST disturbing things ive ever heard of.
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Re: How women buy their flying mounts....
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2007, 10:49:28 pm »
Quote from: slinky on November 12, 2007, 06:47:29 pm
That has to be one of the MOST disturbing things ive ever heard of.
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