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Offline Killer360

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Weddings....
« on: August 19, 2007, 11:55:37 am »
So yesterday was my brother's wedding. Everything went fine until the reception when the best man (brother's friend) went up and had to make a lame assed insult about me in his "speech". I was fucking pissed, I'm not even going to bother posting it.  I've always hated him... he's short and he's got a big mouth.

Later that evening when we went to a bar in the city, he started rubbing it in again. My dad was already pissed off because this fucker is always being a jerk to everyone (except my brother) in my family. My dad punched him... it was hilarious. :D

Other than that everything was good.

Has anyone else had bad experiences at weddings?


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Re: Weddings....
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2007, 12:31:07 pm »
I hate weddings, they're boring.

I've always hated him... he's short
You hate short people too? Damn those little people!!!!


PS: which bar?

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Re: Weddings....
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2007, 12:38:49 pm »
Well, I had to give a "best man's speech" at my dad's wedding. I made everybody cry.

The best part was I didn't even plan anything. I just played it off.
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Re: Weddings....
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2007, 03:28:47 pm »
I hate weddings, they're boring.

I've always hated him... he's short
You hate short people too? Damn those little people!!!!
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Re: Weddings....
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2007, 04:14:13 pm »
I hate weddings, they're boring.

I've always hated him... he's short
You hate short people too? Damn those little people!!!!


PS: which bar?
I don't hate all short people. I hate all the short people I know. :)

The bar in the winnipeg press club downtown in a hotel (forget the name). It's a nice place. :)




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Re: Weddings....
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2007, 11:43:22 pm »


Has anyone else had bad experiences at weddings?


Don't you just love the drunk people at weddings... well this one drunk guy ran out into the street and caused a pileup in front of the restaurant.