A HP Compaq 6710b Notebook!
Yeah, I know Compaq's aren't really computers at all, but actually a work of the devil, but this is sort of GI (it's my school machine) so I just have to deal with it. It's a pretty decent machine, equipped with 1GB of RAM (in a single slot, so if I feel like dumping $200 into another SODIMM, I can!) and a (IMO, blazing fast) Intel Core 2 Duo 2.00GHz (so, 4GHz?) processor. As soon as I get my everyday things situated on this, I'll probably end up using this as my main machine.
By the way, does anyone know how to kill NetNanny? It told me I wasn't allowed to view the board index because it had mature/adult content.. which doesn't really surprise me. Lol, it's process can be killed and simply disabled in msconfig. WHO WILL PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN NOW, NANNY? MUAHAHAHA. Sorry.