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Offline Blaze

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China Regulates Reincarnation
« on: August 22, 2007, 07:32:13 pm »
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20227400/site/newsweek/
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In one of history's more absurd acts of totalitarianism, China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission.

lol
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: China Regulates Reincarnation
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2007, 07:51:29 pm »
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's awesome :D

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Re: China Regulates Reincarnation
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2007, 08:31:52 pm »
So that basically means that when the Lamas (ie, religious leaders) die, they either won't be able to be reincarnated, or the reincarnation can be killed. That's pretty scary -- a good part of their religious belief rests on that. 

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Re: China Regulates Reincarnation
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2007, 10:47:00 pm »
Owned.

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Re: China Regulates Reincarnation
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2007, 12:19:51 am »
They're trying to control the Lama? Hah. What lamers.

Maybe this'll be the end of Buddhism. :)
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Re: China Regulates Reincarnation
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2007, 01:05:44 am »
So that basically means that when the Lamas (ie, religious leaders) die, they either won't be able to be reincarnated, or the reincarnation can be killed. That's pretty scary -- a good part of their religious belief rests on that. 

That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die.

Am I the only one who thought of that when reading iago's post?
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: China Regulates Reincarnation
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2007, 01:06:58 am »
How sad, I actually like Buddhism

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Re: China Regulates Reincarnation
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2007, 01:37:25 am »
That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die.

Am I the only one who thought of that when reading iago's post?
Yes.

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Re: China Regulates Reincarnation
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2007, 08:49:31 am »
So that basically means that when the Lamas (ie, religious leaders) die, they either won't be able to be reincarnated, or the reincarnation can be killed. That's pretty scary -- a good part of their religious belief rests on that. 

That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die.

Am I the only one who thought of that when reading iago's post?
Reincarnation and immortality aren't quite the same. Close though. Partial credit. :P

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Re: China Regulates Reincarnation
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2007, 11:18:24 pm »
Buddhism is one of the few useful religions in the world.
The douchebag method:
fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you

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Re: China Regulates Reincarnation
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2007, 12:00:17 am »
LMFAO!!  It's funny, but that sucks.
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


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