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Offline BigAznDaddy

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Body Building competition
« on: August 28, 2007, 08:05:58 pm »
OK so one of my friends entered a body building competition and he placed first.
i work out with him some times and he is a beast hes 17 or 18 cant remember. but yeah heres some pics.
he's the One in the red..




yup i taught him everything he knows. we actually started working out together during football and i was way stronger than him until he took protein supplements then his shape and strength just took off

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Re: Body Building competition
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2007, 08:19:50 pm »
Good, because the other two look deformed.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: Body Building competition
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2007, 09:06:15 pm »
Good, because the other two look deformed.
lol the guy in the middle is my friends brother. he is not actually that deformed

as shown here: and lol at the creeper on the right.

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Re: Body Building competition
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2007, 10:13:41 pm »
Disgusting. But the kid is huge, so eh.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Body Building competition
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2007, 10:55:32 pm »
That IS disgusting

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Re: Body Building competition
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2007, 11:35:32 pm »
He could kick my ass in real life, but since this is a forum, I'll say it. That's disgusting.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Body Building competition
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2007, 11:45:10 pm »
They look like action figures in the first picture.
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Re: Body Building competition
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2007, 11:53:08 pm »
Who'd buy an action figure that looks like the third one? :P
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Body Building competition
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2007, 12:04:50 am »
that 3rd guy DEFINITELY looks ill/disgusting/sick/hideous

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Re: Body Building competition
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2007, 12:39:57 am »
Is there some reason that bodybuilders are always shiny? Do they just like to be greased?

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Re: Body Building competition
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2007, 12:45:42 am »
Is there some reason that bodybuilders are always shiny? Do they just like to be greased?
They put shit on them to make them shiny/tighten up their skin before they go to show themselves off.

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Re: Body Building competition
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2007, 12:48:27 am »
More definition too.

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Re: Body Building competition
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2007, 12:49:02 am »
More definition too.
That is what I meant by "show themselves off" :D

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Re: Body Building competition
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2007, 12:49:28 am »
Is there some reason that bodybuilders are always shiny? Do they just like to be greased?
It makes their muscles easier to see or something like that.

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Re: Body Building competition
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2007, 12:56:38 am »
They use to do it to slaves.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: Body Building competition
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2007, 08:58:45 am »
From my experience with painting, you don't have to be shiny for definition, you just have to make sure that the low areas are darker and the light areas are lighter. A thin dark-brown paint and a white drybrush should take care of everything! :)

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Re: Body Building competition
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2007, 09:34:31 am »
Is there some reason that bodybuilders are always shiny? Do they just like to be greased?
yeah they always use oils and junk to show their definition and they also use rub on tan to make themselves look bronze and junk. in real life he doesn't actually look that gross. he surprisingly looks normal

From my experience with painting, you don't have to be shiny for definition, you just have to make sure that the low areas are darker and the light areas are lighter. A thin dark-brown paint and a white drybrush should take care of everything! :)
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the oils are used to reflect the light so the contestants can show every curve and bump. and it gives a statue type feel
 

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Re: Body Building competition
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2007, 09:51:41 am »
Right, much like the way that the light and shadow is done with this guy (assuming the site allows hotlinking):



<edit> By the way, it was totally intentional that I picked that ugly looking miniature. :)
« Last Edit: August 29, 2007, 10:25:37 am by iago »

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Re: Body Building competition
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2007, 12:08:00 pm »
New rule: No use of the word "creeper" on this forum.
The douchebag method:
fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you