Author Topic: Day of the Dragon (Read 30751 times)

Joe · « **on:** September 12, 2007, 03:57:44 am »

So, when I was at my girlfriends house tonight, I picked up a copy of Day of the Dragon from her extensive WarCraft book collection (I was amazed by it, and she also kicked my ass at guitar hero), and I'm going to read it. Thought you all should know.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #1 on:** September 13, 2007, 02:04:35 pm »

Girlfriend?
lol! Stop! You're slaying me!

(<3)

Rule · « **Reply #2 on:** September 15, 2007, 02:25:07 pm »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on September 12, 2007, 03:57:44 am

Thought you all should know.

That you have a girlfriend you mean, not that you borrowed "Day of the Dragon".

Joe · « **Reply #3 on:** September 15, 2007, 05:55:59 pm »

Yes. Hence the news.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #4 on:** September 16, 2007, 01:20:15 pm »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on September 12, 2007, 03:57:44 am

So, when I was at my girlfriends house tonight, I picked up a copy of Day of the Dragon from her extensive WarCraft book collection (I was amazed by it, and she also kicked my ass at guitar hero), and I'm going to read it. Thought you all should know.

WarCraft books?
Like Halo has books?

...tsk man, tsk

iago · « **Reply #5 on:** September 16, 2007, 01:31:46 pm »

When I was young, I had a really cool choose-your-own-adventure book based on Mario Bros. It was a lot of fun!

Camel · « **Reply #6 on:** September 17, 2007, 02:44:49 pm »

Quote from: iago on September 16, 2007, 01:31:46 pm

When I was young, I had a really cool choose-your-own-adventure book based on Mario Bros. It was a lot of fun!

I didn't take my finger off the page! You saw it, Lois!

Joe · « **Reply #7 on:** September 17, 2007, 06:21:48 pm »

Quote from: iago on September 16, 2007, 01:31:46 pm

When I was young, I had a really cool choose-your-own-adventure book based on Mario Bros. It was a lot of fun!

That thing kicked so much ass.

trust · « **Reply #8 on:** September 17, 2007, 06:24:06 pm »

She reads Warcraft novels? I have to see a picture of this winner.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #9 on:** September 17, 2007, 06:39:06 pm »

Quote from: Trust on September 17, 2007, 06:24:06 pm

She reads Warcraft novels? I have to see a picture of this winner.

lol. That's what I thought

Remember Joe, stilll <3

Joe · « **Reply #10 on:** September 17, 2007, 06:55:34 pm »

Quote from: Trust on September 17, 2007, 06:24:06 pm

She reads Warcraft novels? I have to see a picture of this winner.

I've got one picture of us together, but it's a camera phone picture with half of both our heads. You can't see it. I'll get one eventually, though.

Warrior · « **Reply #11 on:** September 17, 2007, 06:57:05 pm »

Quote from: Trust on September 17, 2007, 06:24:06 pm

She reads Warcraft novels? I have to see a picture of this winner.

win

CrAz3D · « **Reply #12 on:** September 18, 2007, 01:00:07 am »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on September 17, 2007, 06:55:34 pm

Quote from: Trust on September 17, 2007, 06:24:06 pm
She reads Warcraft novels? I have to see a picture of this winner.

I've got one picture of us together, but it's a camera phone picture with half of both our heads. You can't see it. I'll get one eventually, though.

This?

God Joe, your MySpace doesn't even say "In a Relationship"

joesgirlfriend · « **Reply #13 on:** September 18, 2007, 01:24:02 am »

Quote from: CrAz3D on September 18, 2007, 01:00:07 am

God Joe, your MySpace doesn't even say "In a Relationship"

UNFORGIVABLE.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #14 on:** September 18, 2007, 01:28:57 am »

Quote from: joesgirlfriend on September 18, 2007, 01:24:02 am

Quote from: CrAz3D on September 18, 2007, 01:00:07 am
God Joe, your MySpace doesn't even say "In a Relationship"

UNFORGIVABLE.

I demand to know if she is real

Warrior · « **Reply #15 on:** September 18, 2007, 06:42:42 am »

/claps

Joe gets a pass.

Hitmen · « **Reply #16 on:** September 18, 2007, 08:33:51 am »

Joe · « **Reply #17 on:** September 18, 2007, 09:15:06 am »

Quote from: CrAz3D on September 18, 2007, 01:00:07 am

Quote from: Joe[x86] on September 17, 2007, 06:55:34 pm
Quote from: Trust on September 17, 2007, 06:24:06 pm
She reads Warcraft novels? I have to see a picture of this winner.

I've got one picture of us together, but it's a camera phone picture with half of both our heads. You can't see it. I'll get one eventually, though.

This?
-clip-
God Joe, your MySpace doesn't even say "In a Relationship"

Er.. yes. That.

iago · « **Reply #18 on:** September 18, 2007, 09:54:33 am »

Quote from: joesgirlfriend on September 18, 2007, 01:24:02 am

Quote from: CrAz3D on September 18, 2007, 01:00:07 am
God Joe, your MySpace doesn't even say "In a Relationship"

UNFORGIVABLE.

Haha, you rock... you!

(I won't post who this is, only that he/she is a member of x86. I now open the floor to guessing!)

CrAz3D · « **Reply #19 on:** September 18, 2007, 10:24:19 am »

Quote from: iago on September 18, 2007, 09:54:33 am

Quote from: joesgirlfriend on September 18, 2007, 01:24:02 am
Quote from: CrAz3D on September 18, 2007, 01:00:07 am
God Joe, your MySpace doesn't even say "In a Relationship"

UNFORGIVABLE.

Haha, you rock... you!

(I won't post who this is, only that he/she is a member of x86. I now open the floor to guessing!)

Said person talked to me, then I posted my reply to "Joe's girlfriend," then the person revealed their 'joke.' I lol'd

Joe · « **Reply #20 on:** September 18, 2007, 03:57:40 pm »

Wild stab in the dark.. I'd say Sidoh.

EDIT -
For lulz, here's the crappy picture, since you stalked her myspace already anyhow.

Also, my myspace now says In A Relationship. Losers.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #21 on:** September 18, 2007, 05:07:03 pm »

I saw that picture of "me & billy" or whatever...I wondered. Didnt know if you'd lost a lot of weight since your other pictures or what. Plus, your hair is like a stoner. God hates stoners. <3, heh

Sidoh · « **Reply #22 on:** September 18, 2007, 05:10:44 pm »

Well, I did IM you.

Quote

(11:52:44 PM) Chris: http://www.x86labs.org/forum/index.php/topic,10234.msg130336.html#new
(11:52:46 PM) Chris: Too much?
(11:52:50 PM) Chris: If so, I'll delete it
(11:52:50 PM) Chris: lol

iago · « **Reply #23 on:** September 18, 2007, 05:33:36 pm »

Quote from: Sidoh on September 18, 2007, 05:10:44 pm

Well, I did IM you.

Quote
(11:52:44 PM) Chris: http://www.x86labs.org/forum/index.php/topic,10234.msg130336.html#new
(11:52:46 PM) Chris: Too much?
(11:52:50 PM) Chris: If so, I'll delete it
(11:52:50 PM) Chris: lol

Haha, I loved it, but only because of the distorted Linda Blair for the avatar. That totally made the joke.

Hitmen · « **Reply #24 on:** September 18, 2007, 06:56:31 pm »

I'll ask the obvious question... which one is her?

CrAz3D · « **Reply #25 on:** September 18, 2007, 07:29:32 pm »

Quote from: Sidoh on September 18, 2007, 05:10:44 pm

Well, I did IM you.

Quote
(11:52:44 PM) Chris: http://www.x86labs.org/forum/index.php/topic,10234.msg130336.html#new
(11:52:46 PM) Chris: Too much?
(11:52:50 PM) Chris: If so, I'll delete it
(11:52:50 PM) Chris: lol

Yeah, before I had you resend the link I replied to the thread $:-\$

Joe · « **Reply #26 on:** September 18, 2007, 11:31:09 pm »

Quote from: Hitmen on September 18, 2007, 06:56:31 pm

I'll ask the obvious question... which one is her?

The one without the chest hair.

Quote from: CrAz3D on September 18, 2007, 05:07:03 pm

Didnt know if you'd lost a lot of weight since your other pictures or what.

I've technically gained weight, but I'm not a technician. I've lost some fat and put on muscles, yes.

Quote from: CrAz3D on September 18, 2007, 05:07:03 pm

Plus, your hair is like a stoner. God hates stoners. <3, heh

We had been swimming prior to that, so my hair was fucked++.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #27 on:** September 18, 2007, 11:50:21 pm »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on September 18, 2007, 11:31:09 pm

Quote from: Hitmen on September 18, 2007, 06:56:31 pm
I'll ask the obvious question... which one is her?
The one without the chest hair.

Which is the one without chest hair?

Newby · « **Reply #28 on:** September 19, 2007, 12:35:56 am »

lol @ joe.

Joe · « **Reply #29 on:** September 19, 2007, 12:37:57 am »

Quote from: Newby on September 19, 2007, 12:35:56 am

lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

Towelie · « **Reply #30 on:** September 19, 2007, 01:54:57 am »

Quote from: Newby on September 19, 2007, 12:35:56 am

lol @ joe.

I second

leet_muffin · « **Reply #31 on:** September 19, 2007, 01:56:02 am »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on September 19, 2007, 12:37:57 am

Quote from: Newby on September 19, 2007, 12:35:56 am
lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

Hahahah.

Warrior · « **Reply #32 on:** September 19, 2007, 06:18:45 am »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on September 19, 2007, 12:37:57 am

Quote from: Newby on September 19, 2007, 12:35:56 am
lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

FATALITY.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #33 on:** September 19, 2007, 09:50:37 am »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on September 19, 2007, 12:37:57 am

Quote from: Newby on September 19, 2007, 12:35:56 am
lol @ joe.
Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

Newby · « **Reply #34 on:** September 19, 2007, 11:32:28 pm »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on September 19, 2007, 12:37:57 am

Quote from: Newby on September 19, 2007, 12:35:56 am
lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

.

At least the girls I pursue aren't into Warcraft...

iago · « **Reply #35 on:** September 20, 2007, 12:00:24 am »

Quote from: Newby on September 19, 2007, 11:32:28 pm

Quote from: Joe[x86] on September 19, 2007, 12:37:57 am
Quote from: Newby on September 19, 2007, 12:35:56 am
lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

.

At least the girls I pursue aren't into Warcraft...

You say that like it's a good thing. Shouldn't you pursue somebody who shares common interests with you?

Newby · « **Reply #36 on:** September 20, 2007, 12:10:13 am »

I am not into Warcraft novels. If she played WoW, more power to her. But reading the novels? A bit intense..

CrAz3D · « **Reply #37 on:** September 20, 2007, 12:17:49 am »

Quote from: Newby on September 20, 2007, 12:10:13 am

I am not into Warcraft novels. If she played WoW, more power to her. But reading the novels? A bit intense..

a BIT intense?

Hell, if it weren't for Joe she'd probably never have a date.

(<3)

Newby · « **Reply #38 on:** September 20, 2007, 12:31:08 am »

He went 2-pump-chump status on some Mexican at his work or something, and that's how he "lost his virginity."

Or so he claims.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #39 on:** September 20, 2007, 12:54:08 am »

Warrior · « **Reply #40 on:** September 20, 2007, 05:56:47 am »

Quote from: Newby on September 20, 2007, 12:31:08 am

He went 2-pump-chump status on some Mexican at his work or something, and that's how he "lost his virginity."

Or so he claims.

FINISH HIM.

rabbit · « **Reply #41 on:** September 20, 2007, 10:35:31 am »

FATALITY

Joe · « **Reply #42 on:** September 20, 2007, 04:00:47 pm »

Quote from: Newby on September 19, 2007, 11:32:28 pm

Quote from: Joe[x86] on September 19, 2007, 12:37:57 am
Quote from: Newby on September 19, 2007, 12:35:56 am
lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

.

At least the girls I pursue aren't into Warcraft...

How do you know? You never even talked to them!

CrAz3D · « **Reply #43 on:** September 20, 2007, 05:08:25 pm »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on September 20, 2007, 04:00:47 pm

Quote from: Newby on September 19, 2007, 11:32:28 pm
Quote from: Joe[x86] on September 19, 2007, 12:37:57 am
Quote from: Newby on September 19, 2007, 12:35:56 am
lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

.

At least the girls I pursue aren't into Warcraft...

How do you know? You never even talked to them!

Oh this just keeps getting better!

Camel · « **Reply #44 on:** September 20, 2007, 05:42:37 pm »

I lol'd so hard I think I need a fresh pair of pants.

Newby · « **Reply #45 on:** September 21, 2007, 12:18:14 am »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on September 20, 2007, 04:00:47 pm

How do you know? You never even talked to them!

Did too. That's when I decided I liked them. THEN I stopped talking to them.

Prick.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #46 on:** September 21, 2007, 01:10:04 am »

Quote from: Newby on September 21, 2007, 12:18:14 am

Quote from: Joe[x86] on September 20, 2007, 04:00:47 pm
How do you know? You never even talked to them!
Did too. That's when I decided I liked them. THEN I stopped talking to them.

I guess you showed him

Newby · « **Reply #47 on:** September 21, 2007, 01:21:07 am »

I tried. That one was a hard one to recoil from.

Joe · « **Reply #48 on:** September 30, 2007, 02:08:09 pm »

So, I just showed her this topic. She LOL'd. Especially at Camel and his pants comment.

Blaze · « **Reply #49 on:** October 01, 2007, 12:53:32 am »

I wasn't a big fan of Day of the Dragon after I read it. I would have to say my favourite WarCraft novel would be The Last Guardian by Jeff Grubb, which has done some good books (Such as the StarCraft classic, Liberty's Crusade).

Oh, and I didn't read this topic minus this page so I guess I'd better go do that now...

Quik · « **Reply #50 on:** October 01, 2007, 04:39:08 am »

Quote from: Blaze on October 01, 2007, 12:53:32 am

I wasn't a big fan of Day of the Dragon after I read it. I would have to say my favourite WarCraft novel would be The Last Guardian by Jeff Grubb, which has done some good books (Such as the StarCraft classic, Liberty's Crusade).

Oh, and I didn't read this topic minus this page so I guess I'd better go do that now...

Wow you're such a loser. I would never date you, Blaze.

Joe · « **Reply #51 on:** October 01, 2007, 11:54:57 am »

Thank God. Sausagefest anyone?

The Last Guardian kicked ass, for the record.

Blaze · « **Reply #52 on:** October 02, 2007, 12:03:08 am »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on October 01, 2007, 11:54:57 am

The Last Guardian kicked ass, for the record.

These words could not be truer!

ZeroX · « **Reply #53 on:** November 13, 2007, 01:23:06 pm »

Thank god for Joe. This thread is so full of win I am laughing none stop. My psychology teacher is looking at me funny.

slinky · « **Reply #54 on:** November 13, 2007, 06:31:21 pm »

Oh yea, he's a special child. I was reading this (for the second time) during study hall...trying not to noticed. That could have been bad. I was laughing super hard because you're all overly amusing.

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Author Topic: Day of the Dragon (Read 30751 times)

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