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Offline Ender

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« on: September 12, 2007, 10:44:26 pm »
I'm just wondering... is it strange or normal behavior for a dog to greet you by headbutting you in the nuts?

The dog in the house I'm staying at before college starts does this all the time.
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2007, 11:18:43 pm »
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2007, 11:42:34 pm »
Quote from: Ender on September 12, 2007, 10:44:26 pm
I'm just wondering... is it strange or normal behavior for a dog to greet you by headbutting you in the nuts?

The dog in the house I'm staying at before college starts does this all the time.
He just wants to pleasure you. God.
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2007, 11:46:34 pm »
A dog doing that is normal.

You enjoying it is not.

Have a nice day!
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2007, 12:03:13 am »
lol, I never said I enjoy it, wtf.
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2007, 01:01:26 am »
Yes. Dogs are weird. Some dogs greet me by rolling over and stretching out. :D
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2007, 04:50:55 pm »
I hate dogs.
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Offline Ender

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2007, 05:13:52 pm »
Why? I love dogs. Before I got my birds, I had always wanted to get a dog, but I'm allergic :(
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2007, 05:34:43 pm »
Quote from: Ender on September 13, 2007, 12:03:13 am
lol, I never said I enjoy it, wtf.
Well, I know you well enough to guess. :)
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2007, 10:57:44 pm »
Quote from: Newby on September 13, 2007, 01:01:26 am
Yes. Dogs are weird. Some dogs greet me by rolling over and stretching out. :D

They're just bragging that their wank > yours.
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2007, 11:12:29 pm »
Quote from: Newby on September 13, 2007, 01:01:26 am
Yes. Dogs are weird. Some dogs greet me by rolling over and stretching out. :D
or maybe your dogs are just lazy to come and greet you so they stretch when they see you coming. :) i think that your laziness is portrayed in your dogs.. lol
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2007, 04:11:20 am »
You know, dogs do well in movies. Like Shiloh, Homeward Bound, Air Bud, White Fang (<--- most awesome in this list). Better actors than Paris Hilton, for sure.
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2007, 01:46:44 am »
Some dogs jumping up on you until you give them a dog bone.
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