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Offline iago

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They're coming!
« on: September 18, 2007, 03:09:55 pm »
So we spent way too much time this morning at work talking about how we'd survive a zombie plague. Now here I am reading the news, and what comes up?
http://www.physorg.com/news109322080.html

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Villagers in southern Peru were struck by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a fiery crash to Earth in their area

I don't want to alarm people, but this may be zombies! And they may be coming! Get to a defendable location with weapons that can decapitate or crush. I recommend a cricket bat.
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2007, 03:16:37 pm »
I've alerted the Drexel Anti-zombie Squad.  Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2007, 07:29:58 pm »
I'm on my way to the pub as I write this.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2007, 10:49:29 pm by dark_drake »
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2007, 10:11:27 pm »
Quote from: dark_drake on September 18, 2007, 07:29:58 pm
I'm on my way to the pub as I write this.

:o

Hahahaha, by the way.  Pretty awesome :P
« Last Edit: September 18, 2007, 10:49:38 pm by dark_drake »
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2007, 10:49:56 pm »
I don't see what you're getting at...
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2007, 10:50:32 pm »
lol.
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2007, 10:51:42 pm »
Contrary to popular belief, I am human.
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2007, 11:01:28 pm »
Quote from: dark_drake on September 18, 2007, 10:51:42 pm
Contrary to popular belief, I am human.
Yeah, you're also super newb. :P
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2007, 11:29:14 pm »
Quote from: dark_drake on September 18, 2007, 10:51:42 pm
Contrary to popular belief, I am human.

Contrary to unpopular belief, you are a zombie!
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2007, 11:39:50 pm »
I'm pretty sure there is no need to worry.  Like in all zombie movies the standard weapon that people start out with is a shotgun. :D
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The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
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Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.

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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2007, 11:49:42 pm »
All I need is my trusty survival knife.
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2007, 11:52:20 pm »
Quote from: dark_drake on September 18, 2007, 11:49:42 pm
All I need is my trusty survival knife.

Zombies don't get to use weapons, silly!
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2007, 11:56:45 pm »
How do we prove I'm not a zombie?

At first, I thought of getting someone to shoot me in the head because zombies usually die when that happens. Then, I thought back to my days playing various fps where I had to kill people; shooting them in the head killed them, too.

I guess we could do the democratic thing and vote on it. Of course, the majority opinion never changed facts, so this might not work either.  :-\
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2007, 11:59:10 pm »
You could just man up (zombie up?) and admit it.

Maybe you can be the zombie ambassador for x86!
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2007, 12:19:18 am »
So me and my friend are setting up a blog where we track events that may be related to zombies. Stay tuned for more info, once we get it up and running. :)
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