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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2007, 12:53:09 am »
Good man!  You've clearly read the Zombie Survival Guide.
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2007, 02:06:41 am »
I hope you all have a zombie plan.

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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2007, 02:10:04 am »
ghostbusters are totally useless against zombies.  The only remedy to a zombie problem is a good, old fashioned, ass kicking session.
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« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2007, 02:20:34 am »
I don't know about that. When was the last time a group of zombies took down a giant Marshmallow man? The Ghostbusters would totally kick a zombie's ass, except mine (err... assuming I was a zombie).
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2007, 06:47:05 am »
Quote from: Sidoh on September 18, 2007, 11:52:20 pm
Zombies don't get to use weapons, silly!
You're obviously missing out on a bit of important zombie lore. In one of the movies from the original 'dead' series (Day of the Dead) we learn that zombies retain some of the knowledge of their past life and can be taught to do things they used to, including wield a gun.
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2007, 09:01:27 am »
Quote from: Hitmen on September 19, 2007, 06:47:05 am
Quote from: Sidoh on September 18, 2007, 11:52:20 pm
Zombies don't get to use weapons, silly!
You're obviously missing out on a bit of important zombie lore. In one of the movies from the original 'dead' series (Day of the Dead) we learn that zombies retain some of the knowledge of their past life and can be taught to do things they used to, including wield a gun.
Clearly that was artistic license. Come on now!

Also in that movie, the guy befriends a zombie. I don't believe that, either. It's just not realistic! (but zombies are. :) )
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2007, 09:13:07 am »
When your swimming in a pool, and you feel something heavy, diarrhea, diarrhea!

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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2007, 11:54:08 am »
Quote from: iago on September 19, 2007, 09:01:27 am
Clearly that was artistic license. Come on now!

Also in that movie, the guy befriends a zombie. I don't believe that, either. It's just not realistic! (but zombies are. :) )
This is George Romero we're talking about, inventor of the classic movie zombie. I think he knows what he's doing.
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2007, 01:06:53 pm »
Quote from: Hitmen on September 19, 2007, 11:54:08 am
Quote from: iago on September 19, 2007, 09:01:27 am
Clearly that was artistic license. Come on now!

Also in that movie, the guy befriends a zombie. I don't believe that, either. It's just not realistic! (but zombies are. :) )
This is George Romero we're talking about, inventor of the classic movie zombie. I think he knows what he's doing.
Except for Land of the Dead....
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2007, 01:22:56 pm »
Quote from: Hitmen on September 19, 2007, 11:54:08 am
Quote from: iago on September 19, 2007, 09:01:27 am
Clearly that was artistic license. Come on now!

Also in that movie, the guy befriends a zombie. I don't believe that, either. It's just not realistic! (but zombies are. :) )
This is George Romero we're talking about, inventor of the classic movie zombie. I think he knows what he's doing.
I say he was senile after day/dawn!
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2007, 01:51:14 pm »
WHICH Day/Dawn?
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2007, 02:13:44 pm »
Quote from: rabbit on September 19, 2007, 01:51:14 pm
WHICH Day/Dawn?
Since we were talking about Romaro's lore, I'm talking about the original ones.
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« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2007, 07:30:34 pm »
The remakes Dawn/Day have nothing to do with Romero at all (though I think he had a small part in the remake of Night).

Land is not a particularly good movie, but his zombies stay true to form, continuing where he left them off in Day.
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2007, 10:57:28 pm »
Quote from: Sidoh on September 18, 2007, 11:52:20 pm
Quote from: dark_drake on September 18, 2007, 11:49:42 pm
All I need is my trusty survival knife.

Zombies don't get to use weapons, silly!

Unless you set them on fire! Then they are their own flaming zombie weapons.
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Re: They're coming!
« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2007, 10:58:36 pm »
Quote from: Camel on September 20, 2007, 10:57:28 pm
Unless you set them on fire! Then they are their own flaming zombie weapons.

Hmm... touche.  I suppose they could also fling their own limbs at you.  I would consider that to be within the specifications for a zombie.
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