We actually just had a bout with a couple hos and a pimp in our futuristic D&D / shadowrun game. (we're playing modified rules, and using the Shadowrun rule of one, where if you roll a one, something very bad / unlucky happens.) So, Towelie was saying "CAN THERE BE HOOKERS? PLEASE" So, I said okay, upon returning to the main building, you see two prostitutes. One kid in the group (who has unlucky stuff happen quite often to him) says "I offer one 2g for her services" I roll a d20, comes out 18, "You were satisfied, yet want more" (thinking about the rule of one opportunity) "Do you go for the other one??" "Hmm..." "She only wants 1g...." "Okay." "PLEASE BE A ONE, PLEASE BE A ONE!" /roll d20, = 1. "YES! ONE! YOU GOT AIDS! NEG 1 HEALTH DEGEN FOREVER!" Everyone started bawling in laughter, falling out of chairs, etc. Then we went in the building, came out, killed the hookers, got our money back, and their pimp attacked us, so we killed him, also.
