To quote Xar, "Tmp is man pretty." Xar made me touch Tmp's abbs. They were rock hard.
Nerds like TMP shouldn't have muscle! It breaks all laws of physics.
When Tmp's not on his computer, he actually works really hard. I forget what he does, exactly, but I think it involves lumber and physical labor. Plus, he goes to the gym most days. He's very stacked.