Most. stereotypical. frat. ever.

[iago]

http://www.lcsun-news.com/news/ci_7321495
My town is going to hell!

We need to get some cops that don't bust folks for "Minor in Possession"s and traffic, we need to catch this murderer, the drive by shooter, the muggers, etc. that we have.
Our recent spike in violent crime is ridiculous!

I have no idea why this is in this thread (want me to split it off?) but, in any case, I love the page's title:

<title>Las Cruces Sun-News - &lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;B22222&quot;&gt;BREAKING: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;Report: elderly woman found &quot;hogtied&quot; in pool of blood (11:22)</title>

[CrAz3D]

I didn't feel the need to start a new thread to show that my city is falling apart.

And yeah, you should see some of the bad stuff that the website has, at times

[CrAz3D]

http://www.lcsun-news.com/news/ci_7332552

WTF!?  I hope that punk ass kick gets the shit beaten out of him by his parents (it won't happen ), by the justice system (it won't happen ), and the school (and that won't happen:().

We had a HUGE fight my junior year.  One dude f'd up a security guard big he (kid was football player).  Expelled from OUR high school so he went to high school across town.  When he couldn't play football (school district order) his piece of shit parents sued.

[Camel]

I'm probably being too picky, but here goes anyways:

* One can't "close" a charter. It's a piece of paper. It can be revoked, stolen, even burned, or torn in half, but not closed. The chapter can be closed, which is one and the same with the charter being revoked/forfeited.

* Fraternity is a proper noun, and should be capitalized.

* Calling your Fraternity a "frat" is the same as calling your Country a "cunt."

* Drugs are bad, mmkay?

[Killer360]

I'm probably being too picky, but here goes anyways:

* One can't "close" a charter. It's a piece of paper. It can be revoked, stolen, even burned, or torn in half, but not closed. The chapter can be closed, which is one and the same with the charter being revoked/forfeited.

* Fraternity is a proper noun, and should be capitalized.

* Calling your Fraternity a "frat" is the same as calling your Country a "cunt."

* Drugs are bad, mmkay?

Hah! You're a Camel!

[iago]

http://www.lcsun-news.com/news/ci_7332552

WTF!?  I hope that punk ass kick gets the shit beaten out of him by his parents (it won't happen ), by the justice system (it won't happen ), and the school (and that won't happen:().

We had a HUGE fight my junior year.  One dude f'd up a security guard big he (kid was football player).  Expelled from OUR high school so he went to high school across town.  When he couldn't play football (school district order) his piece of shit parents sued.

Yeah, because beating the shit out of him will totally solve the issues that's causing his behaviour, and he'd never do it again!

[CrAz3D]

If they beat him hard enough

...or they just punish him correctly

[iago]

The only thing punishment teaches people is how to not get caught.

[CrAz3D]

The only thing punishment teaches people is how to not get caught.

Not if its the right kind

[Sidoh]

I'm probably being too picky, but here goes anyways:

* One can't "close" a charter. It's a piece of paper. It can be revoked, stolen, even burned, or torn in half, but not closed. The chapter can be closed, which is one and the same with the charter being revoked/forfeited.

* Fraternity is a proper noun, and should be capitalized.

* Calling your Fraternity a "frat" is the same as calling your Country a "cunt."

* Drugs are bad, mmkay?

lol, I said charter too.  What the hell?

[Warrior]

beat the kid