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Offline Ender

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Confirmation
« on: October 31, 2007, 09:29:03 pm »
I went into the girls bathroom today

...and I learned for a fact...

that girls do poop!
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2007, 09:31:03 pm »
Afterthought: I should post this on arXiv.
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2007, 09:35:00 pm »
Yes, I made that discovery a while ago.

I never recovered from the emotional wounds.
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2007, 10:01:07 pm »
They do?!?  Wow...I am shocked.  Did it smell like roses?
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2007, 10:03:03 pm »
Quote from: CetniK on October 31, 2007, 10:01:07 pm
They do?!?  Wow...I am shocked.  Did it smell like roses?

Actually, I didn't smell anything. Probably due to stuffy nose.
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2007, 02:08:34 pm »
My thought:  ugh, why!?
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2007, 04:18:20 pm »
Why did I go into the girls' bathroom in the first place?

I was curious.

Lucky that there weren't any girls in there...
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2007, 05:42:51 pm »
You were trying to see some naked girls. :P
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2007, 06:30:48 pm »
Quote from: Ender on November 01, 2007, 04:18:20 pm
Why did I go into the girls' bathroom in the first place?

I was curious.

Lucky that there weren't any girls in there...
If there weren't any girls in there in the first place, how did you determine that they poop?
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2007, 09:21:55 pm »
Quote from: iago on November 01, 2007, 06:30:48 pm
Quote from: Ender on November 01, 2007, 04:18:20 pm
Why did I go into the girls' bathroom in the first place?

I was curious.

Lucky that there weren't any girls in there...
If there weren't any girls in there in the first place, how did you determine that they poop?

When I went into a stall, I saw the residue of poop in the toilet.
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2007, 10:28:53 pm »
Schroedinger would not be pleased
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2007, 11:00:47 pm »
Quote from: Ender on November 01, 2007, 09:21:55 pm
When I went into a stall, I saw the residue of poop in the toilet.
That poop could have been left by anyone!
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2007, 11:09:52 pm »
Quote from: Hitmen on November 01, 2007, 11:00:47 pm
Quote from: Ender on November 01, 2007, 09:21:55 pm
When I went into a stall, I saw the residue of poop in the toilet.
That poop could have been left by anyone!
It might have been a fellow Peeping Tom. ;)
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2007, 11:12:53 pm »
Quote from: Ender on November 01, 2007, 09:21:55 pm
Quote from: iago on November 01, 2007, 06:30:48 pm
Quote from: Ender on November 01, 2007, 04:18:20 pm
Why did I go into the girls' bathroom in the first place?

I was curious.

Lucky that there weren't any girls in there...

If there weren't any girls in there in the first place, how did you determine that they poop?

When I went into a stall, I saw the residue of poop in the toilet.

Racing stripes. Evidence of all.
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2007, 11:35:18 pm »
Due to the lack of evidence we disregard this theory of girls producing waste.

It was silly of us to even think about something so silly.

Case dismissed!
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2007, 11:40:48 pm »
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on November 01, 2007, 11:35:18 pm
Due to the lack of evidence we disregard this theory of girls producing waste.

It was silly of us to even think about something so silly.

Case dismissed!
Lol.  Funny guy.
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2007, 08:43:59 pm »
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on November 01, 2007, 11:35:18 pm
Due to the lack of evidence we disregard this theory of girls producing waste.

It was silly of us to even think about something so silly.

Case dismissed!

Oh, I can so totally prove you wrong on that one. Just ask Joe. Girl's poop..some of them more than others.
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2007, 08:45:25 pm »
Quote from: slinky on November 13, 2007, 08:43:59 pm
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on November 01, 2007, 11:35:18 pm
Due to the lack of evidence we disregard this theory of girls producing waste.

It was silly of us to even think about something so silly.

Case dismissed!

Oh, I can so totally prove you wrong on that one. Just ask Joe. Girl's poop..some of them more than others.

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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2007, 08:47:06 pm »
Wow Joe, that's totally not the answer I would have expected from you. I expected something like "Yea, you poop every fricken five minutes."
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2007, 08:47:32 pm »
Oh, that too.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2007, 10:15:17 pm »
FOR THE LOVE OF GOOD PLEASE STOP CHATTING ON THE FORUMS THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2007, 10:27:30 pm »
Quote from: deadly7 on November 13, 2007, 10:15:17 pm
FOR THE LOVE OF GOOD PLEASE STOP CHATTING ON THE FORUMS THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.

Haha, quoted for truth.  :)
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2007, 11:13:18 pm »
Quote from: Blaze on November 13, 2007, 10:27:30 pm
Haha, quoted for truth.  :)

Haha, quoted for truth.  :)
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2007, 12:00:09 am »
Quote from: Joe[x86] on November 13, 2007, 11:13:18 pm
Quote from: Blaze on November 13, 2007, 10:27:30 pm
Haha, quoted for truth.  :)

Haha, quoted for truth.  :)

Hahah, quoted for FUCKING FAIL.  :-[
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2007, 12:01:17 am »
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2007, 11:02:11 pm »
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #26 on: November 18, 2007, 05:12:16 am »
« Last Edit: November 18, 2007, 05:45:34 am by ZeroX »
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #27 on: November 18, 2007, 10:29:41 am »
Quote from: ZeroX on November 18, 2007, 05:12:16 am


You don't quite have a grasp on how 4chan works, do you?
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #28 on: November 18, 2007, 10:31:07 am »
Quote from: Blaze on November 18, 2007, 10:29:41 am
Quote from: ZeroX on November 18, 2007, 05:12:16 am


You don't quite have a grasp on how 4chan works, do you?

I sure don't. Want to elaborate?
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #29 on: November 18, 2007, 10:45:45 am »
Quote from: iago on November 18, 2007, 10:31:07 am
Quote from: Blaze on November 18, 2007, 10:29:41 am
Quote from: ZeroX on November 18, 2007, 05:12:16 am


You don't quite have a grasp on how 4chan works, do you?

I sure don't. Want to elaborate?


First:  4chan does not allow hotlinking.  Second as posts and their images move down on pages (which is iinevidible due to the amount of posts of /b/) they reach the last page (For /b/, it's 10 pages) after they've reached the 11th they get deleted.  Unless the post (and its image) was in a sticky, normally it won't last more then 30 minutes.  Seeing as you're posting it at 5am, when very few of us are reading it, it's a waste.  If you'd like to show us a 4chan image, save it, upload it, link that.
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #30 on: November 18, 2007, 01:09:05 pm »
Either that, or just... you know... keep it on 4chan. Hah.
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #31 on: November 18, 2007, 01:53:11 pm »
Quote from: Blaze on November 18, 2007, 10:45:45 am
Quote from: iago on November 18, 2007, 10:31:07 am
Quote from: Blaze on November 18, 2007, 10:29:41 am
Quote from: ZeroX on November 18, 2007, 05:12:16 am


You don't quite have a grasp on how 4chan works, do you?

I sure don't. Want to elaborate?


First:  4chan does not allow hotlinking.  Second as posts and their images move down on pages (which is iinevidible due to the amount of posts of /b/) they reach the last page (For /b/, it's 10 pages) after they've reached the 11th they get deleted.  Unless the post (and its image) was in a sticky, normally it won't last more then 30 minutes.  Seeing as you're posting it at 5am, when very few of us are reading it, it's a waste.  If you'd like to show us a 4chan image, save it, upload it, link that.

Aha, nice. I thought for some reason he intended to post an image that said "4chan.org", and I didn't understand the reference at all!
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #32 on: November 18, 2007, 07:02:41 pm »
Quote from: iago on November 18, 2007, 01:53:11 pm
Aha, nice. I thought for some reason he intended to post an image that said "4chan.org", and I didn't understand the reference at all!

Haha
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #33 on: November 19, 2007, 05:55:35 pm »
It was a picture of a black guy eating KFC =[
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #34 on: November 19, 2007, 06:13:18 pm »
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #35 on: November 19, 2007, 08:09:05 pm »
Like this one: http://trekkfc.ytmnd.com/ ?
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #36 on: November 19, 2007, 10:47:16 pm »
What the fuck did I just witness?
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