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Offline Ender

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Confirmation
« on: October 31, 2007, 09:29:03 pm »
I went into the girls bathroom today

...and I learned for a fact...

that girls do poop!
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2007, 09:31:03 pm »
Afterthought: I should post this on arXiv.
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2007, 09:35:00 pm »
Yes, I made that discovery a while ago.

I never recovered from the emotional wounds.
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2007, 10:01:07 pm »
They do?!?  Wow...I am shocked.  Did it smell like roses?
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2007, 10:03:03 pm »
Quote from: CetniK on October 31, 2007, 10:01:07 pm
They do?!?  Wow...I am shocked.  Did it smell like roses?

Actually, I didn't smell anything. Probably due to stuffy nose.
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2007, 02:08:34 pm »
My thought:  ugh, why!?
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2007, 04:18:20 pm »
Why did I go into the girls' bathroom in the first place?

I was curious.

Lucky that there weren't any girls in there...
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2007, 05:42:51 pm »
You were trying to see some naked girls. :P
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2007, 06:30:48 pm »
Quote from: Ender on November 01, 2007, 04:18:20 pm
Why did I go into the girls' bathroom in the first place?

I was curious.

Lucky that there weren't any girls in there...
If there weren't any girls in there in the first place, how did you determine that they poop?
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2007, 09:21:55 pm »
Quote from: iago on November 01, 2007, 06:30:48 pm
Quote from: Ender on November 01, 2007, 04:18:20 pm
Why did I go into the girls' bathroom in the first place?

I was curious.

Lucky that there weren't any girls in there...
If there weren't any girls in there in the first place, how did you determine that they poop?

When I went into a stall, I saw the residue of poop in the toilet.
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2007, 10:28:53 pm »
Schroedinger would not be pleased
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2007, 11:00:47 pm »
Quote from: Ender on November 01, 2007, 09:21:55 pm
When I went into a stall, I saw the residue of poop in the toilet.
That poop could have been left by anyone!
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2007, 11:09:52 pm »
Quote from: Hitmen on November 01, 2007, 11:00:47 pm
Quote from: Ender on November 01, 2007, 09:21:55 pm
When I went into a stall, I saw the residue of poop in the toilet.
That poop could have been left by anyone!
It might have been a fellow Peeping Tom. ;)
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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2007, 11:12:53 pm »
Quote from: Ender on November 01, 2007, 09:21:55 pm
Quote from: iago on November 01, 2007, 06:30:48 pm
Quote from: Ender on November 01, 2007, 04:18:20 pm
Why did I go into the girls' bathroom in the first place?

I was curious.

Lucky that there weren't any girls in there...

If there weren't any girls in there in the first place, how did you determine that they poop?

When I went into a stall, I saw the residue of poop in the toilet.

Racing stripes. Evidence of all.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Confirmation
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2007, 11:35:18 pm »
Due to the lack of evidence we disregard this theory of girls producing waste.

It was silly of us to even think about something so silly.

Case dismissed!
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