Things I learned by being stupid today

[Blaze]

Like I told rabbit, my dad fixed most of the damage before the sun came back up.

... .  I want my money back.

[Camel]

It didn't happen.

[CrAz3D]

It didn't happen.

x8

[slinky]

It didn't happen.

Oh, yes, it so totally did happen. I recieved a text in school saying exactly this: "I just destroyed the jeep." I proceeded to call Joe during lunch, and he told me how he destroyed the jeep. He's a smart one sometimes. Especially when he listens to his brother. He's got to learn not to do that.

[CrAz3D]

"Destroyed jeep" & "dad fixed it before I could take pics" doesn't go together

[Joe]

Would you like me to take a picture of my phone, displaying the sent text message? I won't for two reasons.

1. Lazy
2. I believe it's been bumped off my outbox.

But really, I only said "destroyed" for dramatic effect. Not to mention that I texted her just after nailing the trees and before surveying the damage.

As far as listening to my brother, he's the one who told me I should drive down the trail.

[slinky]

As far as listening to my brother, he's the one who told me I should drive down the trail.

Yes, but see, you did listen to your brother. You should know better not to listen to him. Because, as you say, he is a tard. It also isn't fun recieving text messages saying "I just destroyed the jeep" in the middle of study hall. I tend to yell "what the hell?" and tubby yells at me.