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What if George Bush was a character in Starcraft?
« on: November 06, 2007, 04:36:18 pm »

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Re: What if George Bush was a character in Starcraft?
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2007, 06:47:05 pm »
He would have more barrels of gas and more minerals.


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Re: What if George Bush was a character in Starcraft?
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2007, 07:39:03 pm »
He would have more barrels of gas and more minerals.


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Re: What if George Bush was a character in Starcraft?
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2007, 08:10:41 pm »
He would do almost anything for more vespene gas..
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: What if George Bush was a character in Starcraft?
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2007, 09:05:36 pm »
He must be part Zerg
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Re: What if George Bush was a character in Starcraft?
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2007, 11:11:25 pm »
I'd just use Lockdown on him and fuck his wife.

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Re: What if George Bush was a character in Starcraft?
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2007, 11:35:40 pm »
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Re: What if George Bush was a character in Starcraft?
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2007, 11:38:45 pm »
I'd just use Lockdown on him and fuck his wife.

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Re: What if George Bush was a character in Starcraft?
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2007, 11:43:57 pm »
Michael Moore would have written another movie....

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Re: What if George Bush was a character in Starcraft?
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2007, 12:30:40 am »
I'd just use Lockdown on him and fuck his wife.

She's all yours.
Well, that's if she was Kerrigan...with her cloak on...doggystyle...:)

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Re: What if George Bush was a character in Starcraft?
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2007, 12:52:08 am »
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Re: What if George Bush was a character in Starcraft?
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2007, 12:20:12 am »
Starcraft just became Command & Conquer.