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Re: Things I learned by being stupid today
« on: November 12, 2007, 03:30:32 am »
So here's a time line:

You were smoking marijuana
Watching Pornography
Driving recklessly
Flipping off a pastor
You lose control of the vehicle
You crash into a tree
You whip the phone out and text your "girlfriend"
You all sit around a warm fire singing songs
The next day the car is magically healed, scars are gone
An infant is born
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Re: Things I learned by being stupid today
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2007, 11:26:43 am »
I like your heuristic re-construction of events, Warrior. That's probably the most un-biased analysis this forum will ever see.

I still haven't seen pics, so it didn't happen.

<Camel> i said what what
<Blaze> in the butt
<Camel> you want to do it in my butt?
<Blaze> in my butt
<Camel> let's do it in the butt
<Blaze> Okay!