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Microsoft's Dirty Santa
« on: December 07, 2007, 10:45:09 am »
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/12/03/santa_filth_outrage/

Basically, if you said "eat it" to Santa, he'd mention oral sex. Here's an image of the juicy part, if thereg allows hot linking:


It's unbelievable that Microsoft would release something that isn't fully tested! Haha!
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Re: Microsoft's Dirty Santa
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2007, 01:10:42 pm »
Santa fails at english.

I think you're dirty basterd.
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Re: Microsoft's Dirty Santa
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2007, 04:43:22 pm »
Heh, Microsoft went ahead and blamed the users for "bullying" him: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/12/06/microsoft_santa_lies/

Pwned. :)
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Re: Microsoft's Dirty Santa
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2007, 05:35:04 pm »
Lol, I think that's awesome. :D
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Re: Microsoft's Dirty Santa
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2007, 04:10:34 am »
I hope Microsoft wouldn't be so stupid as to make their Santa bot's behavior dependent on the teachings of other users.

Then again, I hope they didn't program mentions of oral sex into their bot.

Any possibilities I'm missing that make them not look really stupid?
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Re: Microsoft's Dirty Santa
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2007, 10:02:46 am »
Quote from: Joe[ix86] on December 08, 2007, 04:10:34 am
I hope Microsoft wouldn't be so stupid as to make their Santa bot's behavior dependent on the teachings of other users.

Yea, god forbid that AI actually acts like...oh I don't know AI.
I'm certain every programmer at Microsoft outclasses you by light years, so you calling them stupid is pretty ironic.
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Re: Microsoft's Dirty Santa
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2007, 10:32:22 am »
Quote from: Joe[ix86] on December 08, 2007, 04:10:34 am
I hope Microsoft wouldn't be so stupid as to make their Santa bot's behavior dependent on the teachings of other users.

Then again, I hope they didn't program mentions of oral sex into their bot.

Any possibilities I'm missing that make them not look really stupid?
Yes, they modified a free AI script and didn't check it thoroughly enough.
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Re: Microsoft's Dirty Santa
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2007, 07:50:38 pm »
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on December 08, 2007, 10:02:46 am
Quote from: Joe[ix86] on December 08, 2007, 04:10:34 am
I hope Microsoft wouldn't be so stupid as to make their Santa bot's behavior dependent on the teachings of other users.

Yea, god forbid that AI actually acts like...oh I don't know AI.
I'm certain every programmer at Microsoft outclasses you by light years, so you calling them stupid is pretty ironic.
Haha leave lil Joey alone. He doesn't know better.
But yes, this is always the risk you run when running an AI that learns.
What should of been done is simply pass EVEYTHING thats going out through some profanity filters and poof, no problem.
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