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Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« on: December 16, 2007, 11:59:12 pm »
Well, hello there x86. I was referred by a friend to check this place out. It seems very nice so far. I look forward to engaging on random, smart, funny, wtf?, conversations with you all soon.

A little bit about me... I co-run a little website called www.alloftv.net Sorry for the shameless advertising. I play guitar and write songs in my free time. I practice the sport of Parkour avidly.

That's about it. Have a nice day/night/whatever.

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2007, 12:12:44 am »
Welcome. Your post seems almost bot-written, but after some investigation you probably aren't an android. :)
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2007, 12:14:20 am »
Welcome. Your post seems almost bot-written, but after some investigation you probably aren't an android. :)
Haha, I thought the same thing. I figured I'd give him a couple days to write a couple more posts to prove he's not a bot. :)

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2007, 12:15:01 am »
Welcome. Your post seems almost bot-written, but after some investigation you probably aren't an android. :)
Haha, I thought the same thing. I figured I'd give him a couple days to write a couple more posts to prove he's not a bot. :)

Well, his profile is filled out, he has an avatar, and he posted something about Futurama I don't think a bot could do. :P

As for alloftv.net... similar to tvlinks?
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2007, 12:29:34 am »
Greetings from Kaleeko.

... Not sure what else to say, but hey. Hi anyways, welcome to x86, ignore Joe, and don't annoy Newby. ^^

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2007, 01:02:02 am »
He's a real person, one of my RL friends I told to sign up. He's a cool kid.
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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2007, 08:14:15 am »
He's a real person, one of my RL friends I told to sign up. He's a cool kid.
Are you sure he isn't a bot that's tricked you into thinking he's a human? You should have a real life Captcha just in case...

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2007, 11:57:02 am »
Are you sure he isn't a bot that's tricked you into thinking he's a human? You should have a real life Captcha just in case...

Hahaha.  I always carry one around with me.  You never know when you're going to bump into a bot! :)

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2007, 12:03:52 pm »
Are you sure he isn't a bot that's tricked you into thinking he's a human? You should have a real life Captcha just in case...

Hahaha.  I always carry one around with me.  You never know when you're going to bump into a bot! :)

I need to get a good study one I can put in my backpack. I wonder if thinkgeek sells them...

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2007, 12:04:03 pm »
Nah...most bots can beat captchas now.  What you need to do is get an opinion about something like religion or politics.  If it doesn't make sense, they are probably human.

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2007, 04:41:24 pm »
Welcome. Your post seems almost bot-written, but after some investigation you probably aren't an android. :)
Haha, I thought the same thing. I figured I'd give him a couple days to write a couple more posts to prove he's not a bot. :)

Well, his profile is filled out, he has an avatar, and he posted something about Futurama I don't think a bot could do. :P

As for alloftv.net... similar to tvlinks?

Better than TV-Links. I knew the owner and after he went to jail, we took our links off. So, our popularity is dwindling but we're still alive. More of a TV community now.

I'm not a bot either.

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2007, 04:42:57 pm »
I'm not a bot either.
*gasp* that's exactly what a bot would say!

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2007, 04:49:50 pm »
I'm not a bot either.
*gasp* that's exactly what a bot would say!

Off-topic but, Slackware Linux :) Nice.

Would a bot say that?

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2007, 05:10:33 pm »
I'm not a bot either.
*gasp* that's exactly what a bot would say!

Off-topic but, Slackware Linux :) Nice.

Would a bot say that?
It might if it's done some datamining on me!

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2007, 05:21:39 pm »
There is only one question that can truly assess whether you are a bot:

What is 6x9?

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2007, 05:38:07 pm »
There is only one question that can truly assess whether you are a bot:

What is 6x9?

Error! Cannot respond to rand.funct()

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2007, 05:43:37 pm »
IT"S A BOT!!

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2007, 06:20:40 pm »
As it so frequently does, I do believe this calls for xkcd.


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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2007, 06:30:28 pm »
ROFL
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2007, 08:01:59 pm »
There is only one question that can truly assess whether you are a bot:

What is 6x9?

Error! Cannot respond to rand.funct()

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Sorry, that is not correct.  Ban please.

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2007, 08:56:15 pm »
(6:49:11 PM) Jason: I don't have feelings.

I really need to start carrying around that Captcha...
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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2007, 09:53:30 pm »
Welcome doom   ;D

There is only one question that can truly assess whether you are a bot:

What is 6x9?

69= fun stuff  ;)
« Last Edit: December 19, 2007, 10:04:02 am by BigAznDaddy »

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2007, 09:57:20 pm »
Ugh, you fail too.

2 bans coming up?

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2007, 11:42:44 pm »
It says... What do you get if you multiply six by nine? By Nine? Is that it? That's it.  Six by Nine, Fourty two.  Something certainly got screwed up somewhere...
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2007, 12:49:57 am »
42.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2007, 01:21:54 am »
#define SIX 1+5
#define NINE 8+1

SIX * NINE :)
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #26 on: December 18, 2007, 01:33:08 am »
#define SIX 1+5
#define NINE 8+1

SIX * NINE :)

Haha, I read that once on Wikipedia.  :P
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #27 on: December 18, 2007, 06:55:48 pm »
Are you sure he isn't a bot that's tricked you into thinking he's a human? You should have a real life Captcha just in case...

Hahaha.  I always carry one around with me.  You never know when you're going to bump into a bot! :)

We aren't geeks! Not at all!

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #28 on: December 18, 2007, 07:37:08 pm »
Are you sure he isn't a bot that's tricked you into thinking he's a human? You should have a real life Captcha just in case...

Hahaha.  I always carry one around with me.  You never know when you're going to bump into a bot! :)

We aren't geeks! Not at all!

Who would even say that? I'm totally a geek, and there's nothing wrong with that.

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Re: Hello. d00m speaking... Or typing rather.
« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2007, 01:52:51 am »
Just like how I didn't pirate the Simpson's Movie the other night to watch it with my girlfriend. Er..

I laughed at the beginning when Bart writes "I WILL NOT ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD THIS MOVIE" on the blackboard. "Oops."
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.