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Offline Blaze

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Re: I am a rockstar!
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2007, 04:55:51 pm »
Yes, I had two beers, and six double-rum+coke's, and I was high on "life." He never asked me if I was stoned, and he only asked me how many beers I had. My BAC was somewhere around .20, but I do drink a lot so I've got a very high tolerance. Even if I got the breathalyser, I could've argued in court that because of my higher than average tolerance, I was still okay to drive. Still, If I'd been arrested that night, I would have missed Christmas, which would have pretty much ruined my vacation.

You're such a fucking dumbass. I really wish that cop would have locked you up for a loooong time.

I have to agree.
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Re: I am a rockstar!
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2007, 07:28:04 pm »
Agreed. I know too many people some how affected by drunk driving deaths.
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Re: I am a rockstar!
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2007, 08:32:16 pm »
so did you get a ticket?
x2?





That cop was a fucking jew.  Why'd he pull you over?  Was 75 over the limit?

I hope Quikman becomes a leader again and bans you for that.
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Re: I am a rockstar!
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2007, 08:53:47 pm »
Yes, I had two beers, and six double-rum+coke's, and I was high on "life." He never asked me if I was stoned, and he only asked me how many beers I had. My BAC was somewhere around .20, but I do drink a lot so I've got a very high tolerance. Even if I got the breathalyser, I could've argued in court that because of my higher than average tolerance, I was still okay to drive. Still, If I'd been arrested that night, I would have missed Christmas, which would have pretty much ruined my vacation.

You're such a fucking dumbass. I really wish that cop would have locked you up for a loooong time.

It's not like I pounded a bunch of drinks and immediately got in my car. I was perfectly capable of driving when I left three hours after I stopped drinking. The field sobriety tests are designed to be much harder to pass than someone who wasn't capable of driving safely could manage to pass. The fact that I passed them - and not just by a small margin, he noted excellence - supports my position.

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Re: I am a rockstar!
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2007, 08:58:08 pm »
The speed limit was 65. He pulled me over for having unevenly light tail lights.
Well then, don't fucking speed ;D 

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I was assuming it was a standard 12oz can of beer. In any case it shouldn't have been enough to cause any impairment unless he has a vagina.
Those random sexist comments are really annoying.

Gender makes no difference when it comes to alcohol, weight does. Yes, females tend to weigh less than men, but that's no reason to use having a vagina as an insult.
Generally speaking, though, chicks can tolerate less booze cause they have more fat.
http://healthcenter.indiana.edu/caps/alcohol.shtml
« Last Edit: December 25, 2007, 09:00:33 pm by CrAz3D »

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Re: I am a rockstar!
« Reply #20 on: December 25, 2007, 09:53:17 pm »
Yes, I had two beers, and six double-rum+coke's, and I was high on "life." He never asked me if I was stoned, and he only asked me how many beers I had. My BAC was somewhere around .20, but I do drink a lot so I've got a very high tolerance. Even if I got the breathalyser, I could've argued in court that because of my higher than average tolerance, I was still okay to drive. Still, If I'd been arrested that night, I would have missed Christmas, which would have pretty much ruined my vacation.

You're such a fucking dumbass. I really wish that cop would have locked you up for a loooong time.

It's not like I pounded a bunch of drinks and immediately got in my car. I was perfectly capable of driving when I left three hours after I stopped drinking. The field sobriety tests are designed to be much harder to pass than someone who wasn't capable of driving safely could manage to pass. The fact that I passed them - and not just by a small margin, he noted excellence - supports my position.

All it takes is one other idiot who isn't a good driver to fuck up, and because you lose reaction time being drunk AND high, you get fucked, too.
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Re: I am a rockstar!
« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2007, 11:07:30 pm »
I was assuming it was a standard 12oz can of beer. In any case it shouldn't have been enough to cause any impairment unless he has a vagina.
Those random sexist comments are really annoying.

Gender makes no difference when it comes to alcohol, weight does. Yes, females tend to weigh less than men, but that's no reason to use having a vagina as an insult.
Generally speaking, though, chicks can tolerate less booze cause they have more fat.
http://healthcenter.indiana.edu/caps/alcohol.shtml
Whether or not there is a link, there is still no reason to frame it in a derogatory way.

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Re: I am a rockstar!
« Reply #22 on: December 26, 2007, 08:25:48 am »
iago must have a vag too.

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Re: I am a rockstar!
« Reply #23 on: December 26, 2007, 10:49:50 am »
iago must have a vag too.
Heh, I feel bad for anybody going through life like you. Someday, maybe you'll learn to think for yourself rather than letting society think for you!

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Re: I am a rockstar!
« Reply #24 on: December 26, 2007, 10:53:38 am »
iago must have a vag too.
Heh, I feel bad for anybody going through life like you. Someday, maybe you'll learn to think for yourself rather than letting society think for you!

Society thinks you have a vagina too?

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Re: I am a rockstar!
« Reply #25 on: December 26, 2007, 11:46:53 am »
iago must have a vag too.
Heh, I feel bad for anybody going through life like you. Someday, maybe you'll learn to think for yourself rather than letting society think for you!

Society thinks you have a vagina too?

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Re: I am a rockstar!
« Reply #26 on: December 26, 2007, 11:57:32 am »
iago must have a vag too.
Heh, I feel bad for anybody going through life like you. Someday, maybe you'll learn to think for yourself rather than letting society think for you!

Society thinks you have a vagina too?

No, society dictates that women are inferior to men, and, as such, saying that a male has female traits is an insult. For example, saying that a man can't drink as much, that he has a vagina, or even that he likes men are ways of assigning female traits to males in order to insult them.

I think that women are as good as men, and that it's ok to display female traits, in the same way that it's ok for females to display male traits. That doesn't necessarily mean that a guy is gay, since it's not an all-or-nothing situation.

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« Reply #27 on: December 26, 2007, 12:25:38 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/v/Ei_uDStSYD8&rel=1

With that reasoning, I'm sure you're OK with this sort of behavior.

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Re: I am a rockstar!
« Reply #28 on: December 26, 2007, 01:06:29 pm »
With that reasoning, I'm sure you're OK with this sort of behavior.

You're pathetic and apparently incapable of reading. :-\

That doesn't necessarily mean that a guy is gay, since it's not an all-or-nothing situation.

Also, what's wrong with people acting like that?  I'd certainly never get along with him, but I don't think there's anything harmful by the nature of behaving like he does.
« Last Edit: December 26, 2007, 01:09:19 pm by Sidoh »

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Re: I am a rockstar!
« Reply #29 on: December 26, 2007, 01:08:18 pm »
This thread delivers.
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