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Offline Killer360

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Joe told me...
« on: January 10, 2008, 12:20:22 pm »
That he steals internet at the local hotel to download pr0n.
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Offline CrAz3D

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Re: Joe told me...
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2008, 09:02:14 pm »
Stealing, sex, porn, wow ... and since he claims to be all hard core religious, he might as well run for office right now.
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Re: Joe told me...
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2008, 02:29:15 pm »
Well, it's true that Joe does pirate that stuff, but he really is hard core religious. However, the fact that he likes everything that has nothing to do with religion completely contradicts his religious beliefs. I mean, how is he supposed to get into heaven when hes such a "bad kid?" But, the good things that he does totally outweigh the bad things that he does.
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Re: Joe told me...
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2008, 03:42:07 pm »
So.. basically... he's lying to himself?
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And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Joe told me...
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2008, 03:52:51 pm »
Poor, poor Joe.

/emails Blaze's Cell.
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Re: Joe told me...
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2008, 04:10:39 pm »
"Jaja"?
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Re: Joe told me...
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2008, 05:36:58 pm »
Quote from: slinky on January 11, 2008, 02:29:15 pm
But, the good things that he does totally outweigh the bad things that he does.

That's not how you get into heaven.  ::)
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Re: Joe told me...
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2008, 09:48:11 pm »
Yeah, last time I checked, God wanted all his little peons to *try* to get better.. Seems to me like Joe just.. Keeps doing worse and worse things. Even if he's doing more good... That's not what God wants. And, sin is doing against the wishes of God. So he's just saying he's religious. :P

People wouldn't give him so much crap if he'd just admit he's no where near being a fucking saint.

... And I hope he forgot about the whole.. Jesus-beard thing.
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Re: Joe told me...
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2008, 02:04:49 pm »
Quote from: igimo on January 11, 2008, 05:36:58 pm
Quote from: slinky on January 11, 2008, 02:29:15 pm
But, the good things that he does totally outweigh the bad things that he does.

That's not how you get into heaven.  ::)

I believe it's a combination of that and being able to pull off a perfect River Dance in front of St. Peter.  Also, you must master ventriloquism.
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