I told this to Sidoh but he didn't get a kick out of it. I told this to someone else and witnessed a 20-minute progression through the entirety of the Kubler-Ross model. I think this shows that Sidoh is somewhat insecure regarding this issue.
Now, we can assume that alien microbes are ugly. There are 10 trillion microbial human cells in you, and 100 trillion microbial cells that are in you total. Therefore you = 10% human, 90% ugly.