How can you make your own JBLS/BNLS server?

[BoBbY)eD(]

i went to no-ip.com and made one there it didnt have a problem connecting to the server but i got another error'


[08:28:37.971] WARNING: BNLS server 'bobbyZ.no-ip.biz' returned an error -- this means the server might not be running.
[08:28:37.979] WARNING: The error is: java.net.SocketException: java.net.ConnectException: Connection refused
[08:28:37.986] INFO: Attempting to use next BNLS server.
[08:28:38.093] WARNING: Out of BNLS servers, defaulting to local hashing.
[08:28:38.115] INFO: Authorization sent, waiting for reply.
[08:28:38.127] INFO: Beginning to receive packets
[08:28:38.169] INFO: Checking server's signature...
[08:28:38.191] INFO: Server successfully authenticated -- it's Blizzard's
[08:28:38.416] java.lang.NumberFormatException: For input string: "4144885569"
[08:28:38.448] java.lang.NumberFormatException.forInputString(NumberFormatException.java:48)
[08:28:38.455] java.lang.Integer.parseInt(Integer.java:480)
[08:28:38.460] java.lang.Integer.parseInt(Integer.java:518)
[08:28:38.748] versioning.CheckRevision.checkRevision(CheckRevision.java:75)
[08:28:38.753] versioning.Game.checkRevision(Game.java:118)
[08:28:38.756] versioning.BNLSWrapper.getVersionCheck(BNLSWrapper.java:121)
[08:28:38.763] Login.getAuthCheck(Login.java:152)
[08:28:38.770] PluginMain.processedPacket(PluginMain.java:295)
[08:28:38.772] pluginmanagers.PluginRegistration.processedIncomingPacket(PluginRegistration.java:722)
[08:28:38.778] bot.PacketThread.run(PacketThread.java:179)



any ideas?

[Camel]

Just creating a DNS entry doesn't make it a JBLS server. There needs to be a JBLS server running for that, which isn't the case. Since JavaOp couldn't connect to the JBLS server, it tried to do local hashing, which it failed at doing.

Why can't you use one of the public JBLS servers?

[BoBbY)eD(]

i can i just would think it would be cool to have my own

[Hdx]

I was gunna help you untill I head the word 'p1mp'
Thats just.... wrong....
~Hdx

[Newby]

I was gunna help you untill I head the word 'p1mp'
Thats just.... wrong....
~Hdx

Good reason not to give tech support. A respectable decision.

...

[Joe]

Dude, some day you'll realize that you will definitely not get girls by running your own JBLS. In fact, they just hear those four letters and flee. That's not pimp.

[Hdx]

@Newby: Its the best reason in the world. Anyone who uses the word "p1mp" is a complete and utter fucking moron, therefor it would be to much of a headace to help them setup a JBLS server. Idiot-proof as it is.

@Joe: Thats not actually true... I found a chick whos going to OIT, and I started talking to her. Somehow the subject got to what type of programming I've done. Busted out JBLS and whewt, Geek Flirting FTW.
~Hdx

[Blaze]

[..] p1mp [..]

Anyone who uses the word "p1mp" is a complete and utter fucking moron

That works... right?  lol, Blake.

[Joe]

@Newby: Its the best reason in the world. Anyone who uses the word "p1mp" is a complete and utter fucking moron, therefor it would be to much of a headace to help them setup a JBLS server. Idiot-proof as it is.

@Joe: Thats not actually true... I found a chick whos going to OIT, and I started talking to her. Somehow the subject got to what type of programming I've done. Busted out JBLS and whewt, Geek Flirting FTW.
~Hdx

Actually, my girlfriend was pretty interested in Felbot. She's like "You wrote all that?!" an I was like "Yeah, I got bored one day." About ten minutes later, her jaw went back up, lol.

[Warrior]

@Newby: Its the best reason in the world. Anyone who uses the word "p1mp" is a complete and utter fucking moron, therefor it would be to much of a headace to help them setup a JBLS server. Idiot-proof as it is.

@Joe: Thats not actually true... I found a chick whos going to OIT, and I started talking to her. Somehow the subject got to what type of programming I've done. Busted out JBLS and whewt, Geek Flirting FTW.
~Hdx

Actually, my girlfriend was pretty interested in Felbot. She's like "You wrote all that?!" an I was like "Yeah, I got bored one day." About ten minutes later, her jaw went back up, lol.

Wow.

[Newby]

@Newby: Its the best reason in the world. Anyone who uses the word "p1mp" is a complete and utter fucking moron, therefor it would be to much of a headace to help them setup a JBLS server. Idiot-proof as it is.

I use lots of poor grammar on purpose at times, and I even use lots of racial slurs and yes, I'll admit, I've used the word 'pimp' before. Would I be a headache?

You alienate / drive potential "customers" (in the sense of the word) away by doing this. Just pointing that out. =P

@Newby: Its the best reason in the world. Anyone who uses the word "p1mp" is a complete and utter fucking moron, therefor it would be to much of a headace to help them setup a JBLS server. Idiot-proof as it is.

@Joe: Thats not actually true... I found a chick whos going to OIT, and I started talking to her. Somehow the subject got to what type of programming I've done. Busted out JBLS and whewt, Geek Flirting FTW.
~Hdx

Actually, my girlfriend was pretty interested in Felbot. She's like "You wrote all that?!" an I was like "Yeah, I got bored one day." About ten minutes later, her jaw went back up, lol.

Wow.

I agree whole heartedly. Why can't I find girls that are into my geekiness?

[rabbit]

I agree whole heartedly. Why can't I find girls that are into my geekiness?

You're gay?

[Newby]

I agree whole heartedly. Why can't I find girls that are into my geekiness?

You're gay?

Never.

[Hitmen]

I agree whole heartedly. Why can't I find girls that are into my geekiness?

You're gay?

Never.

Girls think you're gay?

[Newby]

I agree whole heartedly. Why can't I find girls that are into my geekiness?

You're gay?

Never.

Girls think you're gay?

Honestly, that might be it. Maybe. It would suck if they thought that, though.

[Hdx]

@Newby: Its the best reason in the world. Anyone who uses the word "p1mp" is a complete and utter fucking moron, therefor it would be to much of a headace to help them setup a JBLS server. Idiot-proof as it is.

I use lots of poor grammar on purpose at times, and I even use lots of racial slurs and yes, I'll admit, I've used the word 'pimp' before. Would I be a headache?

You alienate / drive potential "customers" (in the sense of the word) away by doing this. Just pointing that out. =P

You have always been a pain in my neck whenever it came to something about JBLS.
And I refer you to my Sig on my stance on customers.
The only 'customers' for JBLS that I give a fuck about are the ones who use it. Not the ones who want to run it. Like I said theres to many people who think it would be cool to run a JBLS server then there are people compatant[cant spell >.<] enough to do it. I mean, my 6 y/o neice figured out how to do it, but these 16-40 y/o guys cant?

~Hdx

[rabbit]

I agree whole heartedly. Why can't I find girls that are into my geekiness?

You're gay?

Never.

Girls think you're gay?

Honestly, that might be it. Maybe. It would suck if they thought that, though.

Not necessarily.  That means you can befriend them and just act yourself, and then if they ever ask (or you get to a point where you think you can), just say you're not gay and you want to nail her.  Unless you're gay.  Then it won't work.

[BoBbY)eD(]

I was gunna help you untill I head the word 'p1mp'
Thats just.... wrong....
~Hdx

What i never said p1mp!

[Sidoh]

I was gunna help you untill I head the word 'p1mp'
Thats just.... wrong....
~Hdx

What i never said p1mp!

You have now.

[iago]

Haha @ nobody quoting him.

« Last Edit: Today at 03:15:25 PM by BoBbY)eD( »

But there was never proof!

[Newby]

You have always been a pain in my neck whenever it came to something about JBLS.
And I refer you to my Sig on my stance on customers.
The only 'customers' for JBLS that I give a fuck about are the ones who use it. Not the ones who want to run it. Like I said theres to many people who think it would be cool to run a JBLS server then there are people compatant[cant spell >.<] enough to do it. I mean, my 6 y/o neice figured out how to do it, but these 16-40 y/o guys cant?

~Hdx

I have? I ran a server for you at some point. How was I a pain in the ass? That just hurts.

There's no point in trying to get you to see my way, so I'll just quit while I feel I'm cutting my losses short.

[Hdx]

I see your point of view, I'm jsut saying, I don't care
And he just proved that is is even more of a dipshit by editing his post.
~Hdx

[Warrior]

I agree whole heartedly. Why can't I find girls that are into my geekiness?

You're gay?

Never.

Girls think you're gay?

Honestly, that might be it. Maybe. It would suck if they thought that, though.

Not necessarily.  That means you can befriend them and just act yourself, and then if they ever ask (or you get to a point where you think you can), just say you're not gay and you want to nail her.  Unless you're gay.  Then it won't work.

Except now they think of you as a close friend and you've blown any chance you may of potentially had of getting with her.

[Explicit]

I agree whole heartedly. Why can't I find girls that are into my geekiness?

You're gay?

Never.

Girls think you're gay?

Honestly, that might be it. Maybe. It would suck if they thought that, though.

Not necessarily.  That means you can befriend them and just act yourself, and then if they ever ask (or you get to a point where you think you can), just say you're not gay and you want to nail her.  Unless you're gay.  Then it won't work.

Except now they think of you as a close friend and you've blown any chance you may of potentially had of getting with her.

If he pretends he's gay, he can always pull out the "I've never been with a woman before" card.

[Warrior]

I agree whole heartedly. Why can't I find girls that are into my geekiness?

You're gay?

Never.

Girls think you're gay?

Honestly, that might be it. Maybe. It would suck if they thought that, though.

Not necessarily.  That means you can befriend them and just act yourself, and then if they ever ask (or you get to a point where you think you can), just say you're not gay and you want to nail her.  Unless you're gay.  Then it won't work.

Except now they think of you as a close friend and you've blown any chance you may of potentially had of getting with her.

If he pretends he's gay, he can always pull out the "I've never been with a woman before" card.

Then subsequently hand in his penis at the door.

[Newby]

I agree whole heartedly. Why can't I find girls that are into my geekiness?

You're gay?

Never.

Girls think you're gay?

Honestly, that might be it. Maybe. It would suck if they thought that, though.

Not necessarily.  That means you can befriend them and just act yourself, and then if they ever ask (or you get to a point where you think you can), just say you're not gay and you want to nail her.  Unless you're gay.  Then it won't work.

Except now they think of you as a close friend and you've blown any chance you may of potentially had of getting with her.

If he pretends he's gay, he can always pull out the "I've never been with a woman before" card.

Then subsequently hand in his penis at the door.

Yup.

[Joe]

I agree whole heartedly. Why can't I find girls that are into my geekiness?

You're gay?

Never.

Girls think you're gay?

Honestly, that might be it. Maybe. It would suck if they thought that, though.

Not necessarily.  That means you can befriend them and just act yourself, and then if they ever ask (or you get to a point where you think you can), just say you're not gay and you want to nail her.  Unless you're gay.  Then it won't work.

Except now they think of you as a close friend and you've blown any chance you may of potentially had of getting with her.

If he pretends he's gay, he can always pull out the "I've never been with a woman before" card.

HAS he been with a woman (for more than an hour) before?

[Newby]

I agree whole heartedly. Why can't I find girls that are into my geekiness?

You're gay?

Never.

Girls think you're gay?

Honestly, that might be it. Maybe. It would suck if they thought that, though.

Not necessarily.  That means you can befriend them and just act yourself, and then if they ever ask (or you get to a point where you think you can), just say you're not gay and you want to nail her.  Unless you're gay.  Then it won't work.

Except now they think of you as a close friend and you've blown any chance you may of potentially had of getting with her.

If he pretends he's gay, he can always pull out the "I've never been with a woman before" card.

HAS he been with a woman (for more than an hour) before?

Ooh good 1 dood. You're a nigger.

[Warrior]

HAS he been with a woman (for more than an hour) before?

I hope you're not trying to hold yourself above anyone.
Your girlfriends are all ugly as sin.

[Newby]

HAS he been with a woman (for more than an hour) before?

I hope you're not trying to hold yourself above anyone.
Your girlfriends are all ugly as sin.

HI5.

[Joe]

HAS he been with a woman (for more than an hour) before?

I hope you're not trying to hold yourself above anyone.
Your girlfriends are all ugly as sin.

I'm not trying to hold myself above anyone, and my girlfriends aren't ugly as sin.

You are though.

And newby, I was actually serious.

[Warrior]

HAS he been with a woman (for more than an hour) before?

I hope you're not trying to hold yourself above anyone.
Your girlfriends are all ugly as sin.

I'm not trying to hold myself above anyone, and my girlfriends aren't ugly as sin.

You are though.

And newby, I was actually serious.

Of course I am, because I'm better than you.  I'm just bringing you back down to reality.

[Joe]

No, I mean your uglier than sin.

[Hitmen]

No, I mean your uglier than sin.

His uglier than sin what?

[iago]

No, I mean your uglier than sin.

His uglier than sin what?

What do you expect to effect with that post?

[Warrior]

No, I mean your uglier than sin.

You know, ugly guys usually attract ugly chicks. You know, like you.

Date a few cheerleaders, dancers, and overall beautiful girls then come talk to me.
I may give you some of my time.

[Camel]

No, I mean your uglier than sin.

His uglier than sin what?

What do you expect to effect with that post?

Since this was a rhetorical question, I'm giong to answer it. He obviously wants Joe to learn grammar!

[Rule]

I may give you some of my time.

That's not worth much.  At least offer an Oreo cookie or something.

[Sidoh]

I may give you some of my time.

That's not worth much.  At least offer an Oreo cookie or something.

Hahahaha.

[rabbit]

I just had 2 Oreos and a glass of milk.  It was yummy.  I'm going to mix some Oreos and vanilla ice cream in my blender after dinner tonight

[Warrior]

I may give you some of my time.

That's not worth much.  At least offer an Oreo cookie or something.

you suck at math

[iago]

No, I mean your uglier than sin.

His uglier than sin what?

What do you expect to effect with that post?

Since this was a rhetorical question, I'm giong to answer it. He obviously wants Joe to learn grammar!

Actually, the post was a bit of a grammar troll (see xkcd's comic).

[Sidoh]

you suck at math

Hahahahahaha, that's even funnier.  (and not because it's a good insult )

[Rule]

you suck at math

Hahahahahaha, that's even funnier.  (and not because it's a good insult )

He's right, I screwed up.  I meant an arrowroot biscuit, not an Oreo cookie.

[Sidoh]

you suck at math

Hahahahahaha, that's even funnier.  (and not because it's a good insult )

He's right, I screwed up.  I meant an arrowroot biscuit, not an Oreo cookie.

Hahahaha.

[Warrior]

you suck at math

Hahahahahaha, that's even funnier.  (and not because it's a good insult )

He's right, I screwed up.  I meant an arrowroot biscuit, not an Oreo cookie.

attempt to save face after bad joke

[Rule]

you suck at math

Hahahahahaha, that's even funnier.  (and not because it's a good insult )

He's right, I screwed up.  I meant an arrowroot biscuit, not an Oreo cookie.

attempt to save face after bad joke

attempt to save face after bad joke

[Warrior]

you suck at math

Hahahahahaha, that's even funnier.  (and not because it's a good insult )

He's right, I screwed up.  I meant an arrowroot biscuit, not an Oreo cookie.

attempt to save face after bad joke

attempt to save face after bad joke

unoriginal response

[Sidoh]

you suck at math

Hahahahahaha, that's even funnier.  (and not because it's a good insult )

He's right, I screwed up.  I meant an arrowroot biscuit, not an Oreo cookie.

attempt to save face after bad joke

attempt to save face after bad joke

unoriginal response

It made me laugh.

[Rule]

you suck at math

Hahahahahaha, that's even funnier.  (and not because it's a good insult )

He's right, I screwed up.  I meant an arrowroot biscuit, not an Oreo cookie.

attempt to save face after bad joke

attempt to save face after bad joke

unoriginal response

unoriginal response

[Warrior]

you suck at math

Hahahahahaha, that's even funnier.  (and not because it's a good insult )

He's right, I screwed up.  I meant an arrowroot biscuit, not an Oreo cookie.

attempt to save face after bad joke

attempt to save face after bad joke

unoriginal response

unoriginal response

lack luster responses, admitted defeat

[iago]

you suck at math

Hahahahahaha, that's even funnier.  (and not because it's a good insult )

He's right, I screwed up.  I meant an arrowroot biscuit, not an Oreo cookie.

attempt to save face after bad joke

attempt to save face after bad joke

unoriginal response

unoriginal response

That one made me laugh out loud.

[Warrior]

you suck at math

Hahahahahaha, that's even funnier.  (and not because it's a good insult )

He's right, I screwed up.  I meant an arrowroot biscuit, not an Oreo cookie.

attempt to save face after bad joke

attempt to save face after bad joke

unoriginal response

unoriginal response

That one made me laugh out loud.

rallying behind failure

[iago]

rallying behind failure

err.... confusing iago, among others.

[Warrior]

rallying behind failure

err.... confusing iago, among others.

incompetence squared

[Warrior]

Now that I (as usual) have come out victorious in this recent battle, I must return to my
original point:

and my girlfriends aren't ugly as sin.

According to a poll taken in IRC a while back, I'd say they're pretty much hideous.

My point is, unless you're dating some super model or are even doing something worth while with them
I don't think you are in any position to mock Newby or anyone else on these boards.

You're inexperienced, your approaches to women are juvenile, and you've been lucky the brown-bag-failure
girlfriends of yours have stuck around you for as long as they have.

[Newby]

My point is, unless you're dating some super model or are even doing something worth while with them
I don't think you are in any position to mock Newby or anyone else on these boards.

I agree. Leave me alone!

[Warrior]

"Well, unless you work at McDonalds, which is the only place that would even hire someone your age."

That's a Joe quote.
But where does Joe work now?

Hahahahahaha.

[Rule]

You haven't come out victorious.  I was going to post an amusing picture which would have further destroyed you, but I got busy.

You're just being an asshole troll.  No-one wants your time, and no-one cares what you think.  Even when you're pretending to be mature, you still sound stupid.

[Warrior]

You haven't come out victorious.  I was going to post an amusing picture which would have further destroyed you, but I got busy.

You're just being an asshole troll.  No-one wants your time, and no-one cares what you think.  Even when you're pretending to be mature, you still sound stupid.

crying about failure

[Hitmen]

You're just being an asshole troll.

I think he may have discovered the sole reason for warrior's existence

[Joe]

you suck at math

Hahahahahaha, that's even funnier.  (and not because it's a good insult )

He's right, I screwed up.  I meant an arrowroot biscuit, not an Oreo cookie.

attempt to save face after bad joke

attempt to save face after bad joke

unoriginal response

unoriginal response

lack luster responses, admitted defeat

lack luster responses, admitted defeat

[rabbit]

Where's the part where you all shut up?  All the critics said this thread was garbage, except that part, which got 11/4 stars.  It's the whole reason I came to this thread.

[Warrior]

You're just being an asshole troll.

I think he may have discovered the sole reason for warrior's existence

Yes, I'm a mean troll :[.

[d&q]

No-one wants your time, and no-one cares what you think.

Wrong!

[BoBbY)eD(]

Lol so is anyone gunna help me?

[Krazed]

Lol so is anyone gunna help me?

lol, probably not. You made a decent thread though, comedy value > usefull-ness.