Northern Illinois University shooting

[iago]

Well, the Power Rangers have a transforming space ship, and Xenu just has a regular one.  Unfortunately, pizza doesn't have a spaceship.

What kind of transportation do Hitler, Castro and Stalin use then?

Hitler had the Wermacht, which pretty much forced the rest of the world to develop technology double-time.  Castro make cigars, and Stalin was a fucking badass.

No space ships? Are you certain?

[rabbit]

His brains were splattered before he got to the spaceship point in history.

[Explicit]

Pizza's are in saucer form... that's spaceship enough for me!

[Hitmen]

Hitler had a jetpack, duh.

[Falcon]

New reports on Yahoo claims the 27 year old bought 2 guns legally a week before the shooting. So he got pissed at something and decided to just walk into a store, buy some guns, and start shooting people. It is way too easy to get your hands on a gun here in the US.

[CrAz3D]

s/criminals/you/; s/guns/bad ideas/;

Don't forget /g!

I'm still completely confused

New reports on Yahoo claims the 27 year old bought 2 guns legally a week before the shooting. So he got pissed at something and decided to just walk into a store, buy some guns, and start shooting people. It is way too easy to get your hands on a gun here in the US.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/02/15/university.shooting/index.html
He was off of his meds, maybe that's why he flipped.
Also, shotguns aren't handguns ... he also had a shotgun.  There is no way in hell that you could prevent the ownership of shotguns and rifles.

[Sidoh]

s/criminals/you/; s/guns/bad ideas/;

Don't forget /g!

I'm still completely confused

It's sed syntax.  s is search, the next two tokens are search for and replace with respectively, g is globally.