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Offline iago

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Re: Northern Illinois University shooting
« Reply #30 on: February 15, 2008, 11:19:26 am »
Well, the Power Rangers have a transforming space ship, and Xenu just has a regular one.  Unfortunately, pizza doesn't have a spaceship.

What kind of transportation do Hitler, Castro and Stalin use then?
Hitler had the Wermacht, which pretty much forced the rest of the world to develop technology double-time.  Castro make cigars, and Stalin was a fucking badass.

No space ships? Are you certain?

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Re: Northern Illinois University shooting
« Reply #31 on: February 15, 2008, 11:40:26 am »
His brains were splattered before he got to the spaceship point in history.

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Re: Northern Illinois University shooting
« Reply #32 on: February 15, 2008, 12:23:03 pm »
Pizza's are in saucer form... that's spaceship enough for me!
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Re: Northern Illinois University shooting
« Reply #33 on: February 15, 2008, 12:24:36 pm »
Hitler had a jetpack, duh.
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Re: Northern Illinois University shooting
« Reply #34 on: February 15, 2008, 01:17:43 pm »
New reports on Yahoo claims the 27 year old bought 2 guns legally a week before the shooting. So he got pissed at something and decided to just walk into a store, buy some guns, and start shooting people. It is way too easy to get your hands on a gun here in the US.

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Re: Northern Illinois University shooting
« Reply #35 on: February 15, 2008, 01:29:02 pm »
s/criminals/you/; s/guns/bad ideas/;

Don't forget /g! :)

I'm still completely confused




New reports on Yahoo claims the 27 year old bought 2 guns legally a week before the shooting. So he got pissed at something and decided to just walk into a store, buy some guns, and start shooting people. It is way too easy to get your hands on a gun here in the US.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/02/15/university.shooting/index.html
He was off of his meds, maybe that's why he flipped.
Also, shotguns aren't handguns ... he also had a shotgun.  There is no way in hell that you could prevent the ownership of shotguns and rifles.

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Re: Northern Illinois University shooting
« Reply #36 on: February 15, 2008, 01:33:33 pm »
s/criminals/you/; s/guns/bad ideas/;

Don't forget /g! :)

I'm still completely confused

It's sed syntax.  s is search, the next two tokens are search for and replace with respectively, g is globally.