It has been pointed out to me that deadly's post is on-topic. In abiding by the rules, I must unfortunately move the post. However, it is a noble post, so it will get honorary sticky status in the trash can.
On topic!!
He's exempted from posting off-topic, read the rules. Secondly, your post is on topic. Thirdly, so is mine. Hello trashcan, a place I'm becoming all too used to.