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DOCTORS SUCK
« on: April 27, 2005, 06:25:07 pm »
I've been sick for two weeks.  I've been to the doctors' office three times.  They have no fucking clue what's wrong.  I have to get a CT scan tomorrow.  Aren't these people supposed to be smart or something?
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Re: DOCTORS SUCK
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2005, 06:27:11 pm »
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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: DOCTORS SUCK
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2005, 06:34:36 pm »
Maybe you have an unknown disease that is going to KILL you.
In reality that is pretty odd, they can usaully detect a common problem in a few days from a blood test.
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Re: DOCTORS SUCK
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2005, 06:40:19 pm »
Yeah, I got that yesterday (the fuckers stabbed me then made me HOLD IT IN), but that didn't tell us anything except that it probably wasn't a liver problem.
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Re: DOCTORS SUCK
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2005, 07:50:22 pm »
Haha, nice.. I went to the dentist today and shes like you have 3 cavitys, I was like yeah, cool.
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Re: DOCTORS SUCK
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2005, 08:09:36 pm »
Quote from: R.a.B.B.i.T on April 27, 2005, 06:40:19 pm
Yeah, I got that yesterday (the fuckers stabbed me then made me HOLD IT IN), but that didn't tell us anything except that it probably wasn't a liver problem.
That is like mental torture!  When I had my last IV they put it in & I could feel the REALLY cold liquid going up my arm through my veins.  I couldn't warm up my arm cause it was on the WAY inside that was super cold.

Hope you're good though
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Re: DOCTORS SUCK
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2005, 08:11:42 pm »
Quote from: CrAz3D on April 27, 2005, 08:09:36 pm
Quote from: R.a.B.B.i.T on April 27, 2005, 06:40:19 pm
Yeah, I got that yesterday (the fuckers stabbed me then made me HOLD IT IN), but that didn't tell us anything except that it probably wasn't a liver problem.
That is like mental torture!  When I had my last IV they put it in & I could feel the REALLY cold liquid going up my arm through my veins.  I couldn't warm up my arm cause it was on the WAY inside that was super cold.

Hope you're good though

That actually sounds really cool.
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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2005, 08:13:23 pm »
Quote from: krazed on April 27, 2005, 08:11:42 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on April 27, 2005, 08:09:36 pm
Quote from: R.a.B.B.i.T on April 27, 2005, 06:40:19 pm
Yeah, I got that yesterday (the fuckers stabbed me then made me HOLD IT IN), but that didn't tell us anything except that it probably wasn't a liver problem.
That is like mental torture!  When I had my last IV they put it in & I could feel the REALLY cold liquid going up my arm through my veins.  I couldn't warm up my arm cause it was on the WAY inside that was super cold.

Hope you're good though

That actually sounds really cool.
It was weird stuff, my arm hurt cause the inside was so cold & the outside was warm.  Muscles felt all jacked.
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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2005, 08:52:43 pm »
Yeah, I could imagine that happening.. That would be SO uncomfortable.
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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2005, 10:26:44 pm »
Quote from: krazed on April 27, 2005, 08:11:42 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on April 27, 2005, 08:09:36 pm
Quote from: R.a.B.B.i.T on April 27, 2005, 06:40:19 pm
Yeah, I got that yesterday (the fuckers stabbed me then made me HOLD IT IN), but that didn't tell us anything except that it probably wasn't a liver problem.
That is like mental torture!  When I had my last IV they put it in & I could feel the REALLY cold liquid going up my arm through my veins.  I couldn't warm up my arm cause it was on the WAY inside that was super cold.

Hope you're good though

That actually sounds really cool.

Only a crazy stoner. *sigh* :P
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Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2005, 09:20:49 am »
Anyways, I haven't felt nautious at all...but then they gave me the Boron Sulfate, which I have to drink so the CT scan will work, or something.  I'm not allowed to eat or drink anything till after the scan, which sucks, cause that white goo is NASSSSSSSSSSSSSTY to the max.
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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2005, 10:04:03 am »
Quote from: R.a.B.B.i.T on April 28, 2005, 09:20:49 am
Anyways, I haven't felt nautious at all...but then they gave me the Boron Sulfate, which I have to drink so the CT scan will work, or something.  I'm not allowed to eat or drink anything till after the scan, which sucks, cause that white goo is NASSSSSSSSSSSSSTY to the max.
eww, I always refuse to put disguzting things in my mouth, I have developed a weak gag reflex
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2005, 12:38:58 pm »
The place we were going managed to have their machine break down, so I had to go to another one.  The only reason I got to go today is because my mom is friends with the guy who owns both places.  Rawr.

Anyways, they pumped me full of dye through an IV which made my entire body feel really hot.  "It may feel like you are urinating yourself, but you're not" is what the one tech said.  Great.  I'd been holding in a massive piss for an hour, too.
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2005, 01:39:33 pm »
Quote from: R.a.B.B.i.T on April 28, 2005, 12:38:58 pm
The place we were going managed to have their machine break down, so I had to go to another one.  The only reason I got to go today is because my mom is friends with the guy who owns both places.  Rawr.

Anyways, they pumped me full of dye through an IV which made my entire body feel really hot.  "It may feel like you are urinating yourself, but you're not" is what the one tech said.  Great.  I'd been holding in a massive piss for an hour, too.

That must feel really fucked up. :-\
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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2005, 02:16:54 pm »
Did your veins turn a diff color?  Like yellow or green or something?
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« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2005, 02:18:55 pm »
Quote from: CrAz3D on April 28, 2005, 02:16:54 pm
Did your veins turn a diff color?  Like yellow or green or something?

Hahaha, If so, I want pictures!
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« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2005, 04:01:18 pm »
No, it was some kind of special dye that only shows up on the final scan images.
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« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2005, 09:46:48 pm »
*BUMP*
Results came back, and aparently I need surgery.  Bastards.
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Re: DOCTORS SUCK
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2005, 11:35:55 pm »
On what?
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« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2005, 11:41:49 pm »
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The lower right quadrant of the abdomen
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« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2005, 11:55:23 pm »
Quote from: R.a.B.B.i.T on April 28, 2005, 11:41:49 pm
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The lower right quadrant of the abdomen
......:( Sorry to hear
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« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2005, 09:15:36 am »
Ahh... yeah... sorry to hear it man.  :-\
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« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2005, 10:09:50 pm »
I'm alive!  I had the surgery Friday morning, and I had to stay over night.  Since I'm still 17 I got to stay on the pediatrics floor, which meant my own room.  I must say, morphene whenever I wanted it was very nice.  I got 3 incisions in my belly, and now I can't really move without hurting.  The doctors said I should be back to my normal self in about a month.  Over all it was a success, but the gas they pumped me up with can't be pumped out (from anyone), so it has to make its way out one of two ways, which could take a while.  While it's in there, it has free roam  and right now seems to be sitting in my right shoulder, being a whore and making it hurt like a bitch.

BTW, they took out my appendix.
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