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Offline GameSnake

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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #30 on: April 29, 2005, 12:14:21 pm »
Well, if you're going to take advice from krazed and Rabbit then you should know every girl (especially younger ones) won't just bed you in a few days, assuming you will get her into the bed before you're 18, please make sure of a few things:

It's legal.
She won't claim rape.
You wear a condom.
You don't make a habit of it.

Alot of kids won't listen to reason and alot of times you can't reason with them, that said sometimes you have to just let them experiance it them selves.
Have fun man.
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2005, 12:32:27 pm »
I'm already 18, I turn 19 3 months after she turns 15.
I don't plan to bed anyone so there is no need to respond to any of the other things.
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2005, 02:56:48 pm »
I agree with newby. send her this way and we can share :-P
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2005, 06:12:17 pm »
NO WAY IN HELL TOWELIE. NO SHARING.
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That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #34 on: May 03, 2005, 08:00:05 pm »
I've said this once, I'll say it again.

In the famous words of Screenor:

Kiddy porn > *
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #35 on: May 03, 2005, 08:37:09 pm »
Quote from: Scr33n0r on May 03, 2005, 08:00:05 pm
I've said this once, I'll say it again.

In the famous words of Screenor:

Kiddy porn > *
:o :-[ :-X :-\ :'(

oh well, I'll see what she is like...going to a movie on saturday w/her
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2005, 09:46:58 pm »
hmm Newby you can take the ass, I dont like ass sex.
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2005, 09:48:58 pm »
Crazed, if it doesn't work out, tell her to come to MPLS minnesota.
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #38 on: May 03, 2005, 10:49:01 pm »
Works out?... I just am in it for a hook up
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #39 on: May 03, 2005, 10:54:18 pm »
Get someone your own age.
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #40 on: May 03, 2005, 11:10:16 pm »
I have a thing against girls my own age.  Older or younger is better.

I'm usually disappointed in girls my age/grade because I expect from them what I expect from myself (intellectually).  Since I'm advanced for my age, I've always been let down by girls my age.  Girls older than me are on my intellectual level (to an extent) & I expect less from girls younger than me...so naturally I won't go after a girl my own age.
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #41 on: May 03, 2005, 11:40:34 pm »
Quote from: CrAz3D on May 03, 2005, 11:10:16 pm
I have a thing against girls my own age.  Older or younger is better.

I'm usually disappointed in girls my age/grade because I expect from them what I expect from myself (intellectually).  Since I'm advanced for my age, I've always been let down by girls my age.  Girls older than me are on my intellectual level (to an extent) & I expect less from girls younger than me...so naturally I won't go after a girl my own age.

I've decided that ultimatley, I can't be in a relationship with a girl that's not a nerd. :)

I hear where you're commin' from. However, I just can't stand to be around girls that are stupid in general. Even if they are older/younger than me (unless they're little kids or old geezers--out of my dating range). :)
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #42 on: May 03, 2005, 11:44:18 pm »
See I have LOW & I mean LOW expectations of people younger than me...I expect about the same from people older than me as I do from myself...sometimes a bit more though
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #43 on: May 04, 2005, 12:23:22 am »
Whats the point of going out with her, if you cant fuck?  :-\
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #44 on: May 04, 2005, 12:26:08 am »
uhm....companionship?
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