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Offline CrAz3D

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Oh God, I'm dirty!
« on: April 28, 2005, 12:05:45 am »
Girl I was supposed to meet on saturday (but she is grounded) I found out from a friend is only 14 (turns 15 in June).  Is 3 years & 9 months too big of a difference?

PIcture of her:
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2005, 12:25:22 am »
until you're 18, it doesn;t matter; then it gets tricky :P

What is she grounded for?
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2005, 12:44:00 am »
Quote from: iago on April 28, 2005, 12:25:22 am
until you're 18, it doesn;t matter; then it gets tricky :P

What is she grounded for?
I turn 19 in September?... :-[
She punched a hole in her wall for some reason..go figure
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2005, 12:45:48 am »
Send her my way, please.

I'm 14 until June too! ^-^
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2005, 12:47:47 am »
Hott+++++ . Tell her I know veebee.
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2005, 12:48:36 am »
Quote from: Newby on April 28, 2005, 12:45:48 am
Send her my way, please.

I'm 14 until June too! ^-^
:(  Soooooooo dirty, I'm quite depressed.  Should I go for it or obey the law?

LOL @ Warrior
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2005, 01:02:45 am »
Obey the law. But send her my way please. ;)
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2005, 01:04:15 am »
Quote from: Newby on April 28, 2005, 01:02:45 am
Obey the law. But send her my way please. ;)
hmm, any idea what the law is in refference to something of this nature?
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2005, 01:05:11 am »
IIRC, you can go see a movie/eat dinner with her as a friend, but the instant it gets sexual in any way, shape or form (reguardless of who invokes it) you can get in some serious trouble. She calls rape, and you're screwed. Screwed.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2005, 01:12:12 am »
Quote from: Newby on April 28, 2005, 01:05:11 am
IIRC, you can go see a movie/eat dinner with her as a friend, but the instant it gets sexual in any way, shape or form (reguardless of who invokes it) you can get in some serious trouble. She calls rape, and you're screwed. Screwed.
So, in theory, so long as we don't have sex I'm fine?...
Sex is defined oddly

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   1. Coitus between humans. (vaginal penetration)
   2. Sexual union between humans involving genital contact other than vaginal penetration by the penis.
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2005, 08:09:42 am »
Hah, I can see Newby punching a hole in a wall.  They sound perfect for each other.

If you're 18+ and she's 15-, then you should probably avoid her.  Whether or not she's into it, there's always the possibility that she can threaten to charge you with rape.
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2005, 09:24:53 am »
I was goin out w/ a 14 y/o chick at one point.  Very fun ;)  Although I do have 3 weeks until I'm 18, but w/e.

She can still give you head :P
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2005, 09:41:31 am »
No you shouldn't be going with a girl 3 years younger then you, this gap in time isn't as important then say your 20s but when your teens it's a big difference. I see WAY too many 13, 14, 15 year old girls with 18, 19, 20 year olds, and it's not a coincidence that the pregnancy rate for underage teens is higher then ever.
Wait for college, you'll get alot of hot chicks your age, you will drink and fuck alot during this time, just be patient.
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2005, 09:42:49 am »
Helllooooooooooooo?? Condom, anyone?
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Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2005, 09:44:41 am »
I wish more people would use them :P.
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