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Re: Arizona Diamondback Rattlesnake Encounter
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2008, 03:24:52 am »
How do you manage to make the stupidest little thing into a retarded argument? Who cares!

Now you can argue about what "early March" and "occasional" mean.

I'm just saying, if you're in the desert you look for snakes sunning cause they're out.  Stepping on a diamond back means someone wasn't so careful and could be dead right now.


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Re: Arizona Diamondback Rattlesnake Encounter
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2008, 04:18:47 am »
I've had a few rattlesnake encounters out here. Mostly in my backyard (2-3) amd I've now had one in my house.

Quite a rush, isn't it? One time I was basically scaling down the side of this boulder... there's kinda' a path, but... you /have/ to crawl down it or you're fucked. Right as I'm getting down to crawl it, *ch-ch-ch-ch-ch* comes from the boulder next to me (~3-4 feet). I freaked, let go of the boulder, and just started sliding/falling down the side of the boulder, and took off running somehow when I got to the bottom. Upon running all the way back to my house, I realized "Hmm, that could have been some random noise, probably should have checked to make sure that was really a rattlesnake..." so I went back, and sure enough the rattler was now sitting on the boulder.

The rattlers we have out here aren't as harsh as Arizona, I don't think... My neighbor has been bit by one, panicked, ran around, took a while to get care, and survived. (Our scorpions are a fucklot weaker than yours, too. My dad got hit by one in Arizona when he was ~18 and took off running after he got bit. Half of his body went completely dead, and he started having some serious problems. But he survived it, dunno how. But scorpions around here are like... bee stings.)


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Re: Arizona Diamondback Rattlesnake Encounter
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2008, 08:04:51 am »
I ran into a rattlesnake once.  It was really scary.  I ran for a little bit, but she had a dead mouse so I didn't need to worry.

O...wait...by "rattlesnake" I meant "hot girl from one of my classes" and by "scary" I meant "cool".

..a..and by "ran" I meant "talked to her"



and "dead mouse" should be "boyfriend"











and "need to worry" should be "ask her out".

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Re: Arizona Diamondback Rattlesnake Encounter
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2008, 10:17:47 am »
I ran into a rattlesnake once.  It was really scary.  I ran for a little bit, but she had a dead mouse so I didn't need to worry.

O...wait...by "rattlesnake" I meant "hot girl from one of my classes" and by "scary" I meant "cool".

..a..and by "ran" I meant "talked to her"



and "dead mouse" should be "boyfriend"











and "need to worry" should be "ask her out".

That happened last week(?) to me, shucks.