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Personal assistant
trust:
why would someone want to be your bitch?
Warrior:
--- Quote from: Trust on March 17, 2008, 10:55:41 pm ---why would someone want to be your bitch?
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have you seen his hands? they're gorgeous
Ender:
--- Quote from: Sidoh on March 17, 2008, 10:54:21 pm ---
--- Quote from: Ender on March 17, 2008, 10:53:30 pm ---I have received an overwhelming number of applications through email, but it seems like people are a little shy in this thread.
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Please quantify overwhelming. :)
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Enough to feed 5,000.
--- Quote from: Trust on March 17, 2008, 10:55:41 pm ---why would someone want to be your bitch?
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Because you, of all people, are in dire need of redemption.
Joe:
Cover Letter:
March 18, 2008
Joe
joetheodd@gmail.com
Dear Ender,
Par. 1: I would like to be your PA.
Par. 2: I am an ideal candidate.
Par. 3: You smell good.
Sincerely,
Joe
Resume:
I am interested in personally assisting.
My hobbies include assisting in personal matters, on a personal level.
Loud is good.
Newby says loud is good.
Wut iz a Nymphicus hollandicus?
I learned addition in second grade.
Ender:
Congratulations, Joe, you're now my bitch.
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