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Offline Newby

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[NSFW] Masturbation Techniques
« on: April 28, 2005, 06:59:41 pm »
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbation Techniques
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2005, 07:53:25 pm »
wow newby, wtf, do you do just like sit around all day and google shit like "advanced masturbation"?
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbation Techniques
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2005, 08:29:57 pm »
I blame newsletters.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbation Techniques
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2005, 08:55:49 pm »
wtf
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbation Techniques
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2005, 12:01:18 am »
mhm, very cool?...:(
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbation Techniques
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2005, 01:14:09 am »
Thanks!
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbation Techniques
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2005, 01:43:23 am »
Quote from: Warrior on April 29, 2005, 01:14:09 am
Thanks!
uhm, that is just a little odd
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbation Techniques
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2005, 02:44:03 pm »
Warrior is probably trying the techniques while watching the demos!
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbation Techniques
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2005, 02:58:32 pm »
I tried the backhand and the mushroom
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbation Techniques
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2005, 03:32:33 pm »
Same. Dosent feel good as a stranger. :)

1. sit on your hand for 30 mintues

2. get a hard on

3. jack off with the hand you sat on

4. EWWWW
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbation Techniques
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2005, 04:59:23 pm »
wtf...
that's all I have to say, again, wtf
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbation Techniques
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2005, 09:53:05 am »
It seems #14 - Circular Masturbating works well.
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbation Techniques
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2005, 03:41:04 pm »
L
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You are the saddest person I've ever met, newby.
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbation Techniques
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2005, 11:54:15 am »
Thats...fucking...disgusting.
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbation Techniques
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2005, 09:54:52 pm »
ill try it tonight
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbation Techniques
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2005, 10:51:01 pm »
Quote from: krazed on May 01, 2005, 11:54:15 am
Thats...fucking...disgusting.
Welcome to the internet.
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