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Offline deadly7

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Who knew Monkeys Masturbate?
« on: April 30, 2005, 03:44:27 pm »
I was at the zoo for a field trip yesterday (I turned in all my work, free trip) and me and some friends (girls, for the subject)  were looking at the monkeys. This was the first time I'd seen anything like this. A monkey about a foot and a half tall had grasped it's penis and was masturbating.
This is a true story.
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Re: Who knew Monkeys Masturbate?
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2005, 03:55:03 pm »
Sexy.
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[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
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Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Who knew Monkeys Masturbate?
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2005, 03:59:38 pm »
Eww, it's been reading Newby's thread too much
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Re: Who knew Monkeys Masturbate?
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2005, 04:05:58 pm »
Did you take any pictures!@?
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Re: Who knew Monkeys Masturbate?
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2005, 04:14:33 pm »
Monkeys are lucky. They can masturbate with bananas and on trees and ..........................................

Fucking sickos.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Offline deadly7

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Re: Who knew Monkeys Masturbate?
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2005, 05:17:10 pm »
Quote from: RoMi on April 30, 2005, 04:05:58 pm
Did you take any pictures!@?
No. I don't have a digital camera (but my bro just bought one after school yesterday, yipperrs!)
@Crazed: It was doing the campfire. :P
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on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
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Re: Who knew Monkeys Masturbate?
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2005, 11:19:43 am »
Obviously the monkey is a sinner and should go to Hell!
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