meh, since joe won't post this, here it is to the best of my memory:
Ender: <3
Joe: </3
Ender: why?
Ender: y y y y y y?
Joe: ur mom
Ender: really though, why?
Ender: are you mad at me?
Joe: r u srs?
Ender: yeah
Joe: if u were serious, you'd stop.
Ender: joe, we troll you out of love.
Ender: don't you understand that?
Ender: you hold a very special place in my heart.
Ender: and so like a loving parent, I must make that hard decision.
Ender: i must troll you, because it's in your best interest.
it's pretty stupid, but joe posted half of it which makes me look bad, so i have to post the rest.