I know it was a joke.
We just needed a balance to the trolling.
Before me the trolling went one way, to deadly. But I -- I balanced the scale of trolling.
"Two millennia later, the chosen one shall rise above the mortals and stroll above on the red carpet of clouds. He will command from the sky, and from this vantage point see everything with a clear eye, from the fine-grained details to the ebbs of peace and war. And he will restore a balance, to that greatest of powers, with unprecedented skill and wit and agility... he will restore to the world all peace and prosperity. And his name is Ender."
^ From the manuscript of an ancient Greek prophet, dated 576 B.C.E.