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Offline Armin

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13 Year Old Plays Halo with Hookers
« on: May 12, 2008, 07:24:16 pm »
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A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Source: http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

I love the ending line, "Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."
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Re: 13 Year Old Plays Halo with Hookers
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2008, 07:59:34 pm »
That delivery guy is a snitch.

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Re: 13 Year Old Plays Halo with Hookers
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2008, 08:00:02 pm »
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Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
I think I see the problem...

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Re: 13 Year Old Plays Halo with Hookers
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2008, 08:14:32 pm »
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Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
I think I see the problem...
Yeah. They're missing a comma! Those assholes.
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