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Bierstick
« on: June 12, 2008, 11:50:18 am »
[NSFWish] http://www.bierstick.com/

"Drink up to 24 ounces in less than two seconds."

I don't know, I could just see beer coming out my nose. :)

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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2008, 12:35:01 pm »
NICE FIND! I thinking about ordering this. You would get so fucked up though, probably sick.

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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2008, 01:03:47 pm »
Since I can't take shots, much less a beer bong, I think THAT would kill me.  (WEAK gag reflex)

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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2008, 01:46:52 pm »
NICE FIND! I thinking about ordering this. You would get so fucked up though, probably sick.

Hahaha. I'm seriously considering it.
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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2008, 03:57:23 pm »
I've heard about this.  Maybe I'll finally be able to drink lite beer now?

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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2008, 05:22:32 pm »
maybe you should try not being a bitch. that would help.

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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2008, 06:42:31 pm »
maybe you should try not being a bitch. that would help.

Not everyone is able to man up and not be a bitch quite as well as yourself.
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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2008, 09:53:50 pm »
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The Bierstick will NOT be used to drink any alcoholic beverages other than beer.
Bah, No vodka?
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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2008, 10:11:22 pm »
Alright, my only beef is that they could have definitely found some hotter babes to advertise it.  I'm not saying I wouldn't tap either of them in an instant... but if you're going to use sex appeal to advertise by having females in underwear you should get hotter ones! 
« Last Edit: June 12, 2008, 10:13:48 pm by Michael »
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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2008, 10:27:53 pm »
Alright, my only beef is that they could have definitely found some hotter babes to advertise it.  I'm not saying I wouldn't tap either of them in an instant... but if you're going to use sex appeal to advertise by having females in underwear you should get hotter ones! 

I only see one girl? and.. obviously this depends on personal preference, but I think she's hot..

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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2008, 10:37:51 pm »
http://www.bierstick.com/Instructions.aspx

I think it's the side view of her face that downgraded her hotness in my opinion.  But I'm way more critical on the face or should I say nose than body in general.

I take back my comment on the second girl, as originally I thought it didn't show her face, but if you look closely you can see its outline and features.  Her nose is nice and the outline of her face looks much better than the other.

But seriously, I'm not saying that anyone of them are not attractive.  But they aren't a perfect 10 or 9 either in my book.
« Last Edit: June 12, 2008, 10:44:22 pm by Michael »
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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2008, 02:54:36 am »
a) you're azn
b) you go to longwood

stop being so picky.

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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2008, 06:54:42 pm »
I'm only picky when it comes to the interwebs.  If you're going to show ladies & skin, go all out ^_^;
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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2008, 08:11:48 pm »
This doesn't look like it should be too much more effective than shotgunning a beer. Since most people can't do that, I'd imagine that most people would fail at using this device as well.

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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2008, 08:26:47 pm »
if you can shotgun 2 beers in 2 seconds then more power to you