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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2008, 08:31:13 pm »
This is a stupid waste of money -- basically the equivalent to the junk they sell on late night telecommercials, but this time specifically praying on the insecurity of wannabe macho young-adult idiots.
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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2008, 08:36:43 pm »
This is a stupid waste of money.

Haha, definitely.  Unless it can be used to spray water at long distances, I don't even think I'd take one for free.

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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2008, 08:41:01 pm »
What I meant is that I think you'd still need the skill to pour a beer down without swallowing, and in that regard, it wouldn't be any easier to do with this device.

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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2008, 08:43:44 pm »
This doesn't look like it should be too much more effective than shotgunning a beer. Since most people can't do that, I'd imagine that most people would fail at using this device as well.
This device doesn't let you shotgun beer, it lets others make you shotgun beer.

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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2008, 09:14:52 pm »
This doesn't look like it should be too much more effective than shotgunning a beer. Since most people can't do that, I'd imagine that most people would fail at using this device as well.
This device doesn't let you shotgun beer, it lets others make you shotgun beer.

It says to push it against the wall.

This is a stupid waste of money -- basically the equivalent to the junk they sell on late night telecommercials, but this time specifically praying on the insecurity of wannabe macho young-adult idiots.


I disagree. It fulfills a need for quick pregaming. There's been times I've been in situations where this would come in handy. (i.e. parties/bands already started and I had been out doing something so I'd need to catch up quickly..this would be effective.

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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2008, 09:35:44 pm »
I disagree. It fulfills a need for quick pregaming. There's been times I've been in situations where this would come in handy. (i.e. parties/bands already started and I had been out doing something so I'd need to catch up quickly..this would be effective.

I grew out of that mindset pretty quickly after I finished college, :)

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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2008, 10:04:41 pm »
This is a stupid waste of money -- basically the equivalent to the junk they sell on late night telecommercials, but this time specifically praying on the insecurity of wannabe macho young-adult idiots.

And it works. I'd buy one. Or better yet, I'd try and make my own. :P
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2008, 12:08:38 am »
This is a stupid waste of money -- basically the equivalent to the junk they sell on late night telecommercials, but this time specifically praying on the insecurity of wannabe macho young-adult idiots.


I disagree. It fulfills a need for quick pregaming. There's been times I've been in situations where this would come in handy. (i.e. parties/bands already started and I had been out doing something so I'd need to catch up quickly..this would be effective.

They don't sell hard liquor out where you live, do they?
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Re: Bierstick
« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2008, 11:01:40 am »
no they do. generally I drink liquor during the day and then beer at night, since I can carry it around.