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[US] Government cheez
« on: June 14, 2008, 07:51:54 pm »
I just got my $600 check from the government today. I know it's supposed to encourage spending, but I'd be lying if I said it isn't going directly in to my savings account.

Anyone have good plans for it?

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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2008, 08:00:09 pm »
I'm going to use it to pay the government back next year when they take it back.

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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2008, 08:12:51 pm »
i wish i got one of these so i could pay for my attorney

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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2008, 05:30:58 pm »
Anyone have good plans for it?

I had to buy new tires; it's paying off those, and the rest is going into my savings account for my vacation to Australia this winter.  Ironic. ;)
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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2008, 05:44:35 pm »
Anyone have good plans for it?

I had to buy new tires; it's paying off those, and the rest is going into my savings account for my vacation to Australia this winter.  Ironic. ;)

lol, that sounds like fun.  a summer getaway in the winter.

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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2008, 05:46:14 pm »
Anyone have good plans for it?

I had to buy new tires; it's paying off those, and the rest is going into my savings account for my vacation to Australia this winter.  Ironic. ;)

That's going to be awesome. My grandparents went to Australia for a month two winters ago and the place is just beautiful.

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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2008, 05:59:12 pm »
How long is the plane ride to Australia going to be?

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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2008, 07:00:48 pm »
I received a notice in the mail about GETTING a check, but never a notice of an amount NOR a check.

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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2008, 07:34:07 pm »
Oh... I thought this topic was going to have a massive picture of everyone in the government.  :-[
errr... something like that...

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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2008, 11:42:05 am »
I received a notice in the mail about GETTING a check, but never a notice of an amount NOR a check.

There's some deadline for when you're supposed to get it by which, IIRC, has something to do with the month you were born in.

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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2008, 08:25:51 pm »
I thought it was w/the first letter of your last name?

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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2008, 10:01:36 pm »
That sounds plausible, but the first letter of my last name is A, and I was in the middle. In any case, the important thing is that I got my check already :P

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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2008, 12:37:23 am »
How long is the plane ride to Australia going to be?

It's actually two plane rides.

Dec. 19th I leave PHX at 8:45am local time and arrive HNL at 12:10pm local time (6:25 hours in the air).
Dec. 20th I leave HNL at 12:05pm local time and arrive SYD at 7:20pm on Dec. 21st (10:15 hours in the air).

The return trip is freakier:
Jan 4th I leave SYD at 9:20pm local time and arrive HNL at 10:10am local time (9:50 hours in the air)
Jan 4th I leave HNL at 3:20pm local time and arrive PHX at 11:59pm local time (5:39 hours in the air) with massive jet lag.

But I get a full two weeks in Aus!
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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2008, 12:45:08 am »
The return trip is freakier:
Jan 4th I leave SYD at 9:20pm local time and arrive HNL at 10:10am local time (9:50 hours in the air)
Jan 4th I leave HNL at 3:20pm local time and arrive PHX at 11:59pm local time (5:39 hours in the air) with massive jet lag.

But I get a full two weeks in Aus!
HAHA! My return trip from Japan was very similar. We arrived in Denver on the same day, before we took off from Japan. It fucked my internal clock up something fierce.
errr... something like that...

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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2008, 12:59:41 am »
The return trip is freakier:
Jan 4th I leave SYD at 9:20pm local time and arrive HNL at 10:10am local time (9:50 hours in the air)
Jan 4th I leave HNL at 3:20pm local time and arrive PHX at 11:59pm local time (5:39 hours in the air) with massive jet lag.

But I get a full two weeks in Aus!
HAHA! My return trip from Japan was very similar. We arrived in Denver on the same day, before we took off from Japan. It fucked my internal clock up something fierce.

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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2008, 02:24:50 am »
The return trip is freakier:
Jan 4th I leave SYD at 9:20pm local time and arrive HNL at 10:10am local time (9:50 hours in the air)
Jan 4th I leave HNL at 3:20pm local time and arrive PHX at 11:59pm local time (5:39 hours in the air) with massive jet lag.

But I get a full two weeks in Aus!
HAHA! My return trip from Japan was very similar. We arrived in Denver on the same day, before we took off from Japan. It fucked my internal clock up something fierce.

lol, that's funny

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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2008, 08:21:49 am »
How long is the plane ride to Australia going to be?

It's actually two plane rides.

Dec. 19th I leave PHX at 8:45am local time and arrive HNL at 12:10pm local time (6:25 hours in the air).
Dec. 20th I leave HNL at 12:05pm local time and arrive SYD at 7:20pm on Dec. 21st (10:15 hours in the air).

The return trip is freakier:
Jan 4th I leave SYD at 9:20pm local time and arrive HNL at 10:10am local time (9:50 hours in the air)
Jan 4th I leave HNL at 3:20pm local time and arrive PHX at 11:59pm local time (5:39 hours in the air) with massive jet lag.

But I get a full two weeks in Aus!
I'm going to enjoy myself on Dec. 20, just because I know that you're totally going to miss it! Ha!

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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2008, 05:10:58 pm »
I'm going to enjoy myself on Dec. 20, just because I know that you're totally going to miss it! Ha!
I'll have the first 12 hours!

But, I'll enjoy myself on January 4th, twice as long as you possibly could! :p
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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2008, 11:44:39 am »
I received a notice in the mail about GETTING a check, but never a notice of an amount NOR a check.

There's some deadline for when you're supposed to get it by which, IIRC, has something to do with the month you were born in.
It's the last 2 digits of your social that decides when you get your check. http://www.irs.gov/irs/article/0,,id=180250,00.html

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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2008, 07:17:32 pm »
It sucks I won't be getting one... since I'm listed as a dependent.
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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2008, 12:21:29 am »
It sucks I won't be getting one... since I'm listed as a dependent.

Yeah.  Sucks.  About how much did you pay in taxes last year?
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« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2008, 02:58:01 am »
It sucks I won't be getting one... since I'm listed as a dependent.
I'm in the same boat as you, pal. I also paid almost $2000 in taxes; my job I had during school didn't take much money out for taxes each payday, and I ended up getting pissed on by the IRS.

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Re: [US] Government cheez
« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2008, 03:56:46 am »
It sucks I won't be getting one... since I'm listed as a dependent.
I'm in the same boat as you, pal. I also paid almost $2000 in taxes; my job I had during school didn't take much money out for taxes each payday, and I ended up getting pissed on by the IRS.

You say that like it is uncommon. The IRS tends to screw most people by confusing them in to thinking they owe more money than they do.

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