Women watches TV for 42 years straight...

[Blaze]

... while she was dead. 

THE remains of a woman have been found sitting in front of her TV - 42 years after she was reported missing.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/2008/05/16/woman-sat-dead-in-front-of-tv-for-42-years-86908-20419070/

[CrAz3D]

WTF!?  That's some FINE police work there!  And what about mail, taxes, etc?  Weird.

[Hdx]

Been reported before I think.
But none the less. Thats awesome. Shows how much people cared about her...

[trust]

Last month called, they want their news back.

[iago]

WTF!?  That's some FINE police work there!  And what about mail, taxes, etc?  Weird.

she was reported missing, so I assume that stuff is put on hold.

[CrAz3D]

Maybe in a shitty country like Croatia ... here in the US you still have taxes due.

[MyndFyre]

Maybe in a shitty country like Croatia ... here in the US you still have taxes due.

Yes.... "We charge you taxes to make sure you're still alive."

[iago]

Maybe in a shitty country like Croatia ... here in the US you still have taxes due.

There are still taxes, yeah, but I think the way it works as, after a certain amount of time you're declared legally dead and that stuff is passed onto your kids. I'm guessing. *shrug*

[CrAz3D]

Basically.  Also, I'd bet that US police would search her house if she went missing

[iago]

Depends if she was rich/poor/white in some place

[CrAz3D]

Not in the US, police would find her.  If she's poor she's delinquent on bills and they'd come to arrest her.  If she's black she probably has anywhere between 3 and 56.7 children on welfare and those social workers would find her.  etc.

[MyndFyre]

If she's black she probably has anywhere between 3 and 56.7 children on welfare and those social workers would find her.  etc.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Blaze]

Not in the US, police would find her.  If she's poor she's delinquent on bills and they'd come to arrest her.  If she's black she probably has anywhere between 3 and 56.7 children on welfare and those social workers would find her.  etc.

Ignoring the blatant racism, I'm interested how you got 56.7, or more specifically, .7?

[CrAz3D]

If she's black she probably has anywhere between 3 and 56.7 children on welfare and those social workers would find her.  etc.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

Black people stealing my shit?  lolllerskates0rz