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Offline CrAz3D

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Pick up lines
« on: May 08, 2005, 05:47:52 pm »
What is the best dirty pickup line that your 'target' would find funny & not slap you for?
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2005, 05:51:55 pm »
That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Now that I think about it, that'd get you slapped.

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2005, 06:16:58 pm »
The whole 'becoming' shirt thing, yeah, some kid told that joke on our school tv station & ... it wasn't so funny
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2005, 07:00:47 pm »
How serious a pick-up line would be the question? And would [crazy] flirting with a person who's taken count, since you can't really "pick up" a taken person.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2005, 07:10:22 pm »
Like a 1 liner kinda compliment type thing.

Example: "Hey, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" or "You're so hot you just gave me a boner"
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2005, 08:01:02 pm »
"Hey, wanna fuck?" got me one of my girlfriends, may as well try it.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2005, 08:37:28 pm »
Quote from: R.a.B.B.i.T on May 08, 2005, 08:01:02 pm
"Hey, wanna fuck?" got me one of my girlfriends, may as well try it.
...lol
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2005, 10:54:20 pm »
hmm get her drunk before asking that one...
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2005, 08:07:40 am »
Nah rabbit, it's "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2005, 10:15:39 am »
Ask her "Can you pleasure a whale?"

She'll respond.

Follow up with "Can I?"
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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2005, 05:28:21 pm »
You: "Hey, wanna go get some pizza? Maybe fuck?"
Girl: "No."
You: "?!!? *puzzled look* You don't like pizza?"

You: "Your tag is showing."
Girl: "*looks at you funny*"
You: "It says...'Made in heaven.'"

Those are the two I can think of off the top of my head. Heard both of them from friends. :)
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2005, 05:51:41 pm »
Quote from: CrAz3D on May 08, 2005, 08:37:28 pm
Quote from: R.a.B.B.i.T on May 08, 2005, 08:01:02 pm
"Hey, wanna fuck?" got me one of my girlfriends, may as well try it.
...lol
What?  It worked :\
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2005, 02:53:00 am »
I dont know where I got this... Its not really a pick up line its more of a if you're fighting say it kind of thing.... Say:


"Woman ZIP IT! GET IN THAT KITCHEN AND MAKE ME BROWNIES." (Look Serious as a heart attack) the girl will Laugh... and you'll have good make up sex. It worked for me. TRY TRY

Uhm pick up lines... The "Hey, Wanna Fuck?" one does work. I've done it too so Rab isnt BSing..
"I'm jealous of God, hes got you as an Angel." -Kinda Cheesy, and weak..

If a Girl says "Fuck you." be like "Bend over, I'll drive."

"You like what you see, you're seduced w/o me even taking off my pants."

haha I got so many.. And they all Suck but alot work... Its ALOT about the Attitude you bring and HOW you say the line.. And it has to match the Girls Personality too obiviously..
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2005, 01:56:10 pm »
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.

Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?

Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.

Can I touch your belly button...from the inside?
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2005, 04:17:11 pm »
Quote from: Newby on May 09, 2005, 10:15:39 am
Ask her "Can you pleasure a whale?"

She'll respond.

Follow up with "Can I?"

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2005, 06:51:47 pm »
Poor Trust. Think about it. ;)
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Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2005, 09:46:10 pm »
Quote from: trust on May 13, 2005, 04:17:11 pm
Quote from: Newby on May 09, 2005, 10:15:39 am
Ask her "Can you pleasure a whale?"

She'll respond.

Follow up with "Can I?"

?
You're either A) calling her REALLY FAT or B) saying you have a huge cock
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2005, 10:33:37 pm »
Yes, I thought it was calling her fat..but I don't think that's the best way to get laid.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2005, 10:49:09 pm »
HI GURL WANNA COM AND SEE ME PLAY WIT MYSELF DEN AFTER U LERN RULES U CAN TRY!?
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2005, 11:13:08 am »
Quote from: trust on May 13, 2005, 10:33:37 pm
Yes, I thought it was calling her fat..but I don't think that's the best way to get laid.

Most of these horrible lines will result in no sex mmk? So neither does mine. :P
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2005, 01:32:14 pm »
Quote from: Newby on May 14, 2005, 11:13:08 am
Quote from: trust on May 13, 2005, 10:33:37 pm
Yes, I thought it was calling her fat..but I don't think that's the best way to get laid.

Most of these horrible lines will result in no sex mmk? So neither does mine. :P

3/4th of the forum members wont be getting sex for a long time
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2005, 02:44:47 pm »
*cough* Mangix *cough*

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