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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2005, 06:51:47 pm »
Poor Trust. Think about it. ;)
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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2005, 09:46:10 pm »
Quote from: trust on May 13, 2005, 04:17:11 pm
Quote from: Newby on May 09, 2005, 10:15:39 am
Ask her "Can you pleasure a whale?"

She'll respond.

Follow up with "Can I?"

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You're either A) calling her REALLY FAT or B) saying you have a huge cock
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2005, 10:33:37 pm »
Yes, I thought it was calling her fat..but I don't think that's the best way to get laid.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2005, 10:49:09 pm »
HI GURL WANNA COM AND SEE ME PLAY WIT MYSELF DEN AFTER U LERN RULES U CAN TRY!?
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2005, 11:13:08 am »
Quote from: trust on May 13, 2005, 10:33:37 pm
Yes, I thought it was calling her fat..but I don't think that's the best way to get laid.

Most of these horrible lines will result in no sex mmk? So neither does mine. :P
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2005, 01:32:14 pm »
Quote from: Newby on May 14, 2005, 11:13:08 am
Quote from: trust on May 13, 2005, 10:33:37 pm
Yes, I thought it was calling her fat..but I don't think that's the best way to get laid.

Most of these horrible lines will result in no sex mmk? So neither does mine. :P

3/4th of the forum members wont be getting sex for a long time
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2005, 02:44:47 pm »
*cough* Mangix *cough*

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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.

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