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HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« on: August 11, 2008, 02:00:03 am »
:D! :D! :D! GET TO VEGAS AND MAKE IT ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THE NEXT MORNING ;D!
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2008, 02:13:14 am »
woooho sidoh have a couple beers on me

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2008, 07:35:59 am »
go out.
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2008, 10:16:54 am »
happy birthday

go out.
srsly.  its not valid until you do

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2008, 10:23:21 am »
Vouch for birthday happiness.

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2008, 10:49:51 am »
This is the one where you drink until you can't anymore.
Then the next morning you have one nice and early.
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2008, 12:47:52 pm »
Happy Birthday! Parents doing anything special for you?
errr... something like that...

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2008, 01:12:35 pm »
Oh man, now you can vote! Wait...no...
You're an adult now! Wait...not quite...
Well, at least you could choose to enlist in the military!  Wait...not that either...
Well...I guess all you can really do is drink...man 21 sucks :(
Happy Birthday!

Now you have 23 to look forward to...when you have to pay for your own health insurance! :D
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2008, 01:35:09 pm »
Oh man, now you can vote! Wait...no...
You're an adult now! Wait...not quite...
Well, at least you could choose to enlist in the military!  Wait...not that either...
Well...I guess all you can really do is drink...man 21 sucks :(
Happy Birthday!

Now you have 23 to look forward to...when you have to pay for your own health insurance! :D

That varies depending on the healthcare provider and (usually) when you finish school. I'm losing healthcare through my parents at the end of December, when I'll be 22.3 years old :P


When you turn 25 you can rent a car!

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2008, 03:08:31 pm »
Oh man, now you can vote! Wait...no...
You're an adult now! Wait...not quite...
Well, at least you could choose to enlist in the military!  Wait...not that either...
Well...I guess all you can really do is drink...man 21 sucks :(
Happy Birthday!

Now you have 23 to look forward to...when you have to pay for your own health insurance! :D

That varies depending on the healthcare provider and (usually) when you finish school. I'm losing healthcare through my parents at the end of December, when I'll be 22.3 years old :P


When you turn 25 you can rent a car!

I've rented cars many of times, but it's under my company policy.

And have a happy Birthday, Sidoh.


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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2008, 03:20:45 pm »
Happy birthday buddy! We were gonna get you some booze, but we had to be 21 to order.

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2008, 10:08:03 pm »
"Grats on your ding, now you can zone into the bar."
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2008, 10:11:34 pm »
r u drunk yet?

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2008, 01:00:05 am »
Thanks guys.  Nah, I didn't go drinking.  It really doesn't interest me.

I got an iTouch from my parents and some other stuff from my sister and other people.  I bought myself some new monitors too.  They're pretty amazing.

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2008, 01:04:33 am »
Thanks guys.  Nah, I didn't go drinking.  It really doesn't interest me.

I got an iTouch from my parents and some other stuff from my sister and other people.  I bought myself some new monitors too.  They're pretty amazing.

Details on monitors?

Also, here, have a super awesome dance party.

http://maide.ca/public/random/pictures/dance.swf
« Last Edit: August 12, 2008, 05:08:14 am by Blaze »
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2008, 08:32:05 am »
Thanks guys.  Nah, I didn't go drinking.  It really doesn't interest me.

I got an iTouch from my parents and some other stuff from my sister and other people.  I bought myself some new monitors too.  They're pretty amazing.
You're unlocking it, I assume? :)

The guys at work do all sorts of cool stuff on it, including multiplayer Quake, but you have to unlock it for anything cool. :(

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« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2008, 10:55:47 am »
Nah, I didn't go drinking.
Cant do one simple thing....tsk

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2008, 11:34:16 am »
Thanks guys.  Nah, I didn't go drinking.  It really doesn't interest me.

I got an iTouch from my parents and some other stuff from my sister and other people.  I bought myself some new monitors too.  They're pretty amazing.

Details on monitors?

Also, here, have a super awesome dance party.

http://maide.ca/public/random/pictures/dance.swf

lol, thanks.

I got two Samsung SyncMaster 2493HMs (24", 1920x1200).  I rolled the dice and got one open box and one retail (they only had one open box, which had about a $100 discount) and they both ended up working great.  I haven't done any sort of tests for dead pixels other than maximizing notepad and looking around for them, but I haven't found any yet.  The only thing that annoys me about them right now is the buttons.  They're touch sensitive and there's no way to see or feel for them without some light.  It's easy enough to find the power button because it's right next to the power indicator LED, but the others usually require me turning on my lamp.  They're pretty sleek looking though.  Definitely an improvement over my 19" monitors, especially since one of them died on me a few weeks ago. :(

Incidentally, does anyone know a good way to test for dead pixels other than the obvious?

Edit: I'll try to post some pictures later today.

Thanks guys.  Nah, I didn't go drinking.  It really doesn't interest me.

I got an iTouch from my parents and some other stuff from my sister and other people.  I bought myself some new monitors too.  They're pretty amazing.
You're unlocking it, I assume? :)

The guys at work do all sorts of cool stuff on it, including multiplayer Quake, but you have to unlock it for anything cool. :(

Yeah, I'm definitely planning on it.  One of my friends spent hours working on his jailbroken 8GB and he was doing some pretty sweet things with it.  I figure I'll wait until I get back to Fort Collins and I'll ask him to help me since he's already been through all of the trials and tribulations.  :)
« Last Edit: August 12, 2008, 11:37:08 am by Sidoh »

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2008, 11:53:18 am »
Yeah, I'm definitely planning on it.  One of my friends spent hours working on his jailbroken 8GB and he was doing some pretty sweet things with it.  I figure I'll wait until I get back to Fort Collins and I'll ask him to help me since he's already been through all of the trials and tribulations.  :)
Awesome!

Apparently, it's super easy, it's just a software thing.

The other fun thing to do is to install hacking tools on it. The big ones are pre-packaged and ready to go. :)

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2008, 05:13:02 pm »
I don't care if I didn't like drinking, I would drink something on my 21st, it only happens once. To each his own I guess.

Still I hope it was a decent birthday.
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2008, 06:20:43 pm »
I had a glass of wine on my 18th. Turning drinking age is nearly meaningless to somebody who doesn't drink.

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2008, 06:28:25 pm »
I had a glass of wine on my 18th. Turning drinking age is nearly meaningless to somebody who doesn't drink.

Heh, yep.  I seriously had 0 desire to go drinking or have a drink.  I don't know how else to word it... it just doesn't appeal to me.

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2008, 06:34:26 pm »
I had a glass of wine on my 18th. Turning drinking age is nearly meaningless to somebody who doesn't drink.

Heh, yep.  I seriously had 0 desire to go drinking or have a drink.  I don't know how else to word it... it just doesn't appeal to me.
Oh, so you're a gambling man?
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2008, 07:17:05 pm »
I had a glass of wine on my 18th. Turning drinking age is nearly meaningless to somebody who doesn't drink.

Heh, yep.  I seriously had 0 desire to go drinking or have a drink.  I don't know how else to word it... it just doesn't appeal to me.

And girls have absolutely 0 desire for you.  Loosen up!

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« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2008, 07:31:29 pm »
I had a glass of wine on my 18th. Turning drinking age is nearly meaningless to somebody who doesn't drink.

Heh, yep.  I seriously had 0 desire to go drinking or have a drink.  I don't know how else to word it... it just doesn't appeal to me.

And girls have absolutely 0 desire for you.  Loosen up!
Yeah, because all girls like guys that are obnoxious drunken idiots
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2008, 08:05:52 pm »
Also, here, have a super awesome dance party.

http://maide.ca/public/random/pictures/dance.swf

That simply wont do. Here's a real dance party for you Sidoh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANbRrTsvVoQ

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« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2008, 08:06:47 pm »
I had a glass of wine on my 18th. Turning drinking age is nearly meaningless to somebody who doesn't drink.

Heh, yep.  I seriously had 0 desire to go drinking or have a drink.  I don't know how else to word it... it just doesn't appeal to me.

And girls have absolutely 0 desire for you.  Loosen up!
Yeah, because all girls like guys that are obnoxious drunken idiots

Girls like guys that like to and are able to have a good time in a social setting.
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2008, 08:08:21 pm »
I had a glass of wine on my 18th. Turning drinking age is nearly meaningless to somebody who doesn't drink.

Heh, yep.  I seriously had 0 desire to go drinking or have a drink.  I don't know how else to word it... it just doesn't appeal to me.

And girls have absolutely 0 desire for you.  Loosen up!
Yeah, because all girls like guys that are obnoxious drunken idiots

Girls like guys that like to and are able to have a good time in a social setting.
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2008, 08:41:11 pm »
I had a glass of wine on my 18th. Turning drinking age is nearly meaningless to somebody who doesn't drink.

Heh, yep.  I seriously had 0 desire to go drinking or have a drink.  I don't know how else to word it... it just doesn't appeal to me.

And girls have absolutely 0 desire for you.  Loosen up!
Yeah, because all girls like guys that are obnoxious drunken idiots

Girls like guys that like to and are able to have a good time in a social setting.
And that can be done perfectly well without alcohol. Who knew?

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« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2008, 09:22:01 pm »
I had a glass of wine on my 18th. Turning drinking age is nearly meaningless to somebody who doesn't drink.

Heh, yep.  I seriously had 0 desire to go drinking or have a drink.  I don't know how else to word it... it just doesn't appeal to me.

And girls have absolutely 0 desire for you.  Loosen up!
Yeah, because all girls like guys that are obnoxious drunken idiots

Girls like guys that like to and are able to have a good time in a social setting.
And that can be done perfectly well without alcohol. Who knew?


Not you.





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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2008, 09:26:39 pm »
I had a glass of wine on my 18th. Turning drinking age is nearly meaningless to somebody who doesn't drink.

Heh, yep.  I seriously had 0 desire to go drinking or have a drink.  I don't know how else to word it... it just doesn't appeal to me.

And girls have absolutely 0 desire for you.  Loosen up!
Yeah, because all girls like guys that are obnoxious drunken idiots

Girls like guys that like to and are able to have a good time in a social setting.
And that can be done perfectly well without alcohol. Who knew?


Not you.





ooooh, burn.

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2008, 09:37:48 pm »
I had a glass of wine on my 18th. Turning drinking age is nearly meaningless to somebody who doesn't drink.

Heh, yep.  I seriously had 0 desire to go drinking or have a drink.  I don't know how else to word it... it just doesn't appeal to me.

And girls have absolutely 0 desire for you.  Loosen up!
Yeah, because all girls like guys that are obnoxious drunken idiots

Girls like guys that like to and are able to have a good time in a social setting.
And that can be done perfectly well without alcohol. Who knew?


True but a lot of the better looking girls drink, and if you don't you won't be in the same environment as they are and thus won't meet them.
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« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2008, 09:49:33 pm »
I guess I hang out with a far less shallow crowd then you.  Seriously, though, drop it.  We've been through this before.  I think drinking regularly is dumb and you think it kicks ass.  It's settled.

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« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2008, 09:53:33 pm »
I guess I hang out with a far less shallow crowd then you.  Seriously, though, drop it.  We've been through this before.  I think drinking regularly is dumb and you think it kicks ass.  It's settled.

no need for you to put up with him, i already secured our victory. being the best looking member on x86 (just ask newby), my word is pretty much the law on these matters

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« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2008, 11:14:10 pm »
I guess I hang out with a far less shallow crowd then you.  Seriously, though, drop it.  We've been through this before.  I think drinking regularly is dumb and you think it kicks ass.  It's settled.

no need for you to put up with him, i already secured our victory. being the best looking member on x86 (just ask newby), my word is pretty much the law on these matters
I'll take you up on that challenge. Pix or it didn't happen.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2008, 11:18:53 pm »
I guess I hang out with a far less shallow crowd then you.  Seriously, though, drop it.  We've been through this before.  I think drinking regularly is dumb and you think it kicks ass.  It's settled.

no need for you to put up with him, i already secured our victory. being the best looking member on x86 (just ask newby), my word is pretty much the law on these matters
I'll take you up on that challenge. Pix or it didn't happen.

just ask newby, i showed him my pic... why do you think he's been wanking off 4-5x a day?

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« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2008, 11:21:20 pm »
Because he has been for the past 10 years?
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2008, 12:35:53 am »
Because he has been for the past 10 years?
Newby's been jacking off since 7? Baller.
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« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2008, 12:38:20 am »
I guess I hang out with a far less shallow crowd then you.  Seriously, though, drop it.  We've been through this before.  I think drinking regularly is dumb and you think it kicks ass.  It's settled.

no need for you to put up with him, i already secured our victory. being the best looking member on x86 (just ask newby), my word is pretty much the law on these matters
I'll take you up on that challenge. Pix or it didn't happen.

just ask newby, i showed him my pic... why do you think he's been wanking off 4-5x a day?


so ... you're gay?  Man whacking off to man picture?  Sounds like queer porn to me.  Fag != hot dude

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2008, 12:38:56 am »
True but a lot of the better looking girls drink, and if you don't you won't be in the same environment as they are and thus won't meet them.
After spending nearly every night of the past 2 months at different bars in different states, I feel I can safely say there's nothing attractive about a lonely, drunk and horny girl falling for you, and nothing impressive about you courting her.
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2008, 01:00:47 am »
I guess I hang out with a far less shallow crowd then you.  Seriously, though, drop it.  We've been through this before.  I think drinking regularly is dumb and you think it kicks ass.  It's settled.

no need for you to put up with him, i already secured our victory. being the best looking member on x86 (just ask newby), my word is pretty much the law on these matters
I'll take you up on that challenge. Pix or it didn't happen.

just ask newby, i showed him my pic... why do you think he's been wanking off 4-5x a day?


so ... you're gay?  Man whacking off to man picture?  Sounds like queer porn to me.  Fag != hot dude

i was telling him girl stories... it was necessary to give a pic so that these stories were in any way credible
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« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2008, 01:02:27 am »
Because he has been for the past 10 years?
Newby's been jacking off since 7? Baller.
it wouldn't surprise me if he did, it's newby afterall.
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« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2008, 03:28:54 am »
holy off-topic thread, batman

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« Reply #43 on: August 13, 2008, 04:10:38 am »
Because he has been for the past 10 years?
Newby's been jacking off since 7? Baller.
it wouldn't surprise me if he did, it's newby afterall.

it wouldn't surprise me if he's been wanking since he was in the womb

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« Reply #44 on: August 13, 2008, 07:58:22 am »
True but a lot of the better looking girls drink, and if you don't you won't be in the same environment as they are and thus won't meet them.
After spending nearly every night of the past 2 months at different bars in different states, I feel I can safely say there's nothing attractive about a lonely, drunk and horny girl falling for you, and nothing impressive about you courting her.

I don't  go to bars so I wouldn't know.

My girlfriend drinks (but she's almost 22) and I wouldn't have started dating her if it wasn't for the fact that we both drank. We talked some at work, but the first time we actually hung out outside of work was at someones house drinking before a concert.
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« Reply #45 on: August 13, 2008, 10:29:40 am »
True but a lot of the better looking girls drink, and if you don't you won't be in the same environment as they are and thus won't meet them.
After spending nearly every night of the past 2 months at different bars in different states, I feel I can safely say there's nothing attractive about a lonely, drunk and horny girl falling for you, and nothing impressive about you courting her.

I don't  go to bars so I wouldn't know.

My girlfriend drinks (but she's almost 22) and I wouldn't have started dating her if it wasn't for the fact that we both drank. We talked some at work, but the first time we actually hung out outside of work was at someones house drinking before a concert.

Sounds like she's easy.
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #46 on: August 13, 2008, 04:18:39 pm »
True but a lot of the better looking girls drink, and if you don't you won't be in the same environment as they are and thus won't meet them.
After spending nearly every night of the past 2 months at different bars in different states, I feel I can safely say there's nothing attractive about a lonely, drunk and horny girl falling for you, and nothing impressive about you courting her.

I don't  go to bars so I wouldn't know.

My girlfriend drinks (but she's almost 22) and I wouldn't have started dating her if it wasn't for the fact that we both drank. We talked some at work, but the first time we actually hung out outside of work was at someones house drinking before a concert.

Sounds like she's easy.

because she drinks? What I'm saying is we wouldn't have hung out outside of work if we both didn't happen to want to drink before going to the concert, we just hit it off that night and things went from there. She didn't even drink that much, it's just the fact that we were able to hang out casually outside of work.
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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #47 on: August 13, 2008, 06:33:02 pm »

<Camel> i said what what
<Blaze> in the butt
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<Blaze> in my butt
<Camel> let's do it in the butt
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« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2008, 11:07:20 pm »
True but a lot of the better looking girls drink, and if you don't you won't be in the same environment as they are and thus won't meet them.
After spending nearly every night of the past 2 months at different bars in different states, I feel I can safely say there's nothing attractive about a lonely, drunk and horny girl falling for you, and nothing impressive about you courting her.

I don't go to bars so I wouldn't know.

My girlfriend drinks (but she's almost 22) and I wouldn't have started dating her if it wasn't for the fact that we both drank. We talked some at work, but the first time we actually hung out outside of work was at someones house drinking before a concert.

Sounds like she's easy.

because she drinks? What I'm saying is we wouldn't have hung out outside of work if we both didn't happen to want to drink before going to the concert, we just hit it off that night and things went from there. She didn't even drink that much, it's just the fact that we were able to hang out casually outside of work.

You're presenting this as if being able to hang out casually is contingent on the consumption of alcohol. It's much harder to pick up a girl who's sober as opposed to someone who's under the influence.

I still stand by my statement so don't bother getting on the defensive about it.

Seriously, though, drop it.

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #49 on: August 13, 2008, 11:20:08 pm »
no don't drop it

please continue, you have my blessings

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Re: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SIDOH!
« Reply #50 on: August 14, 2008, 04:52:17 pm »
You're presenting this as if being able to hang out casually is contingent on the consumption of alcohol. It's much harder to pick up a girl who's sober as opposed to someone who's under the influence.

I'm saying if we have a similar interest (parties) then we'd be more likely to hang out. In this case it proved true. It's not like we met or first talked while intoxicated.
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