ender the celebrity

[Ender]

i met naomi novik in person today! =)

naturally this is an occasion for glory all in itself, but i inform you with the humblest of intentions: there is more

now as my mind entertains only the noblest of thoughts, it did not dawn on me, until a long few minutes after the fact, that since she's famous, and i met her, i too am famous by association

thus in lieu of the natural order of things u must address me now as "mr. ender", "sir ender", "khan ender", "the prince of darkness", or "the fist of justice"

i will postpone my other titles in for the sake of brevity, and end this declaration of celebrity with a few quotes from our founding fathers:

"we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, except for celebrities"
one more
"and when the king lays down his sword of justice, the people are still a people, but the king no longer a king"

best wishes to my loyal servants
~
mr. ender
the fist of justice

[Ender]

oh i almost forgot



i also cleverly got some signed copies of the first book to give to friends as presents

[Blaze]

I might be dyslexic, but that image is stretching it.

(I know that's not how it works, I am actually dyslexic.  )

[Ender]

Imagine the letter N, but with a red star at the bottom left corner and a blue star at the top right corner. Denote this R=BL and B=TR. Now rotate it around the plane. We can get R=TR and B=BL, but we can never get R=BR and B=TL (while preserving the N shape), which is what you get when you reflect the original N across the y-axis.

[Lead]

Nah, they embassy would rather knight a fucking penguin that you, no offense. (No pun intended)

[Sidoh]

Nah, they embassy would rather knight a fucking penguin that you, no offense. (No pun intended)

Damn right.  That was an awesome penguin.

[dark_drake]

Nah, they embassy would rather knight a fucking penguin that you, no offense. (No pun intended)

Damn right.  That was an awesome penguin.

\signed. I really think Lead is a heretic, and as such, should be burned at the stake.

[Lead]

Nah, they embassy would rather knight a fucking penguin that you, no offense. (No pun intended)

Damn right.  That was an awesome penguin.

\signed. I really think Lead is a heretic, and as such, should be burned at the stake.

no u

[Ender]

we are getting away from the topic at hand: me.

[Ender]

Nah, they embassy would rather knight a fucking penguin that you, no offense. (No pun intended)

ok first of all i posted that topic so u can't use it against me

second of all i am not claiming to be a knight, but a celebrity. the difference is that i retain my status worldwide whereas knights only retain their status in sparse parts of europe.

[Armin]

second of all i am not claiming to be a knight, but a celebrity. the difference is that i retain my status worldwide whereas knights only retain their status in sparse parts of europe.

Except for that penguin. Unlike you, he's badass enough to retain both.

[Sidoh]

Yeah that penguin trumps you, Ender.  Sorry.

[Newby]

Can we throw ender out of x86 and make the penguin a honorary member?

[Sidoh]

Can we throw ender out of x86 and make the penguin a honorary member?

I don't think we should throw Ender out.  I pity his defeat.  However, I think that the penguin should totally be an honorary member.

[Ender]

Can we throw ender out of x86 and make the penguin a honorary member?

that penguin is like a brother to me. as are all birds. he would never betray me.

[iago]

Can we throw ender out of x86 and make the penguin a honorary member?

Start a vote!

that penguin is like a brother to me. as are all birds. he would never betray me.

He's upset that you eat poultry!