Holy shit, it's 2018 2019 2020 2021 2022 2023 2024, and the US isn't a fascist country! What a time to be alive.
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The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.
The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals. Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.
The thread on Snopes is hilarious. I especially like the person who said, "maybe this explains the Goatse guy, 'I'll just put up these curtains then enjoy a nice watermelon!'"