It's funny and somewhat depressing that a self-proclaimed anarchist like iago would take Stalin's broom and sweep away all the glorious memories of our humble abode. He must have felt threatened when I pointed out how Offtopic was nigh the population of his own forum. And in this point of pride, in the anticipation of our glory, `He` (iago) tyrannised our forum, unlawfully, making a unilateral decision to delete the majority of our `memories` (posts) on a mercurial whim.
And not only that, but...
(List King George the Third's usurpations here.)
And so I beseech him, our very own authoritative anarchist, known as none other than iago, and I beseech the faithful republicans here present on these forums, to restore the posts of Offtopic that were stolen from us on the wings of hypocrisy. Hearken to the constitution of x86 -- and the glory of Offtopia! (Notice how these two always coincide? Some would call this 'fate'.)