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Offline iago

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If programming languages were religions
« on: December 17, 2008, 10:01:03 am »
http://www.aegisub.net/2008/12/if-programming-languages-were-religions.html

Good stuff. :)

I'd say that C# should be Scientology, though -- Sounds like a good idea, but when you look deeper it's invented as a way to make money is fundamentally insane.

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Re: If programming languages were religions
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2008, 01:34:44 pm »
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Visual Basic would be Satanism - Except that you don't REALLY need to sell your soul to be a Satanist...

lol, win.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: If programming languages were religions
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2008, 04:26:12 pm »
What, no Brainfuck?  :(
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: If programming languages were religions
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2008, 11:52:22 am »
I'd say that C# should be Scientology, though -- Sounds like a good idea, but when you look deeper it's invented as a way to make money is fundamentally insane.
I'm not sure I understand; should programming languages be invented purely as an academic exercise?
I have a programming folder, and I have nothing of value there

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Re: If programming languages were religions
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2008, 11:59:32 am »
I'd say that C# should be Scientology, though -- Sounds like a good idea, but when you look deeper it's invented as a way to make money is fundamentally insane.
I'm not sure I understand; should programming languages be invented purely as an academic exercise?
Shh, I'm making fun.

But really, there's a difference between doing something to help people compared to doing something to sell and make money. You're presenting a false dilemma by implying that if you aren't writing something for profit it's "purely an academic exercise".

<edit> And incidentally, I wasn't presenting it as wrong in the post, I was presenting it as fundamentally the same mentality as Scientology. :P (the part about being insane has nothing to do with making money, that's just me making fun of the language :) )

« Last Edit: December 18, 2008, 12:02:11 pm by iago »

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Re: If programming languages were religions
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2008, 02:26:03 pm »
I'm not sure I understand; should programming languages be invented purely as an academic exercise?
Designing a programming language is an excellent topic for academics!

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