Yeah! 25! You're a third of the way to being dead! Woohoo!
Don't get too drunk!
Awesome, you see the irony in celebrating oldness!
Drinking is for children...he's 25! He can rent cars now! Now don't go renting too many cars on your birthday you hear? Now he has 65 to look forward to, thats when buying movie tickets won't clean your wallet out.