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Offline Sidoh

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Almost intelligent, no common sense
« on: May 24, 2005, 08:39:56 pm »
In between study sessions, I decided to log in to World of Warcraft to check out the Auction House briefly. During my visit, someone said:

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The auction house never lags

This was stated as a joke, of course.

I added on to the joke, stating:
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Yeah, 'Lag' and 'AH' are practically oxymoron's.

From that point on, I got three replies, one in the form of a whisper.

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How is lag and auction house mutaly exculsive?
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Oxymoron is a contradiction
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How are lag and ah direct contradictions?

I argued the matter for about 10 minutes trying to explain that my message consisted of 100% sarcasm, but I could NOT drill the fucking concept into their heads. Finally, I just gave up deciding that my audience didn't have an ounce of common sense in their brain. One proof that intelligence is useless without common sense.
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Re: Almost intelligent, no common sense
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2005, 09:51:53 pm »
AH as in 'ah!'?  That doesn't make sense.

(I'm being serious)
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Re: Almost intelligent, no common sense
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2005, 10:02:49 pm »
AH as in Auction House. (I think...)
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Re: Almost intelligent, no common sense
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2005, 10:04:39 pm »
Haha. What morons.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Almost intelligent, no common sense
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2005, 10:06:32 pm »
AH as in Auction House, were everyone goes to get things/sell things. A place that always lags, it makes grown men cry. (Seriously, all the grown men play that game.. it's amazing.)
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Re: Almost intelligent, no common sense
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2005, 10:37:59 pm »
Quote from: Quik on May 25, 2005, 10:06:32 pm
AH as in Auction House, were everyone goes to get things/sell things. A place that always lags, it makes grown men cry. (Seriously, all the grown men play that game.. it's amazing.)
I can only imagine.  My dad's co-worker had WarCraft III before I did & I bought it 1st week it came out :(
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Re: Almost intelligent, no common sense
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2005, 10:51:05 pm »
If you don't know what AH is in World of Warcraft, you would be jumped on worse than I was jumped on. I'm just saying that 'AH' is seriously common talk in WoW. They knew I was talking about the Auction House, it was their complete lack of common sense that kept them from understanding my statement.
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Re: Almost intelligent, no common sense
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2005, 04:46:17 am »
Heh.. it was funny when I started playing..

Whats LFG?
Whats LFM?
Whats lol? (no..)
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You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Almost intelligent, no common sense
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2005, 05:25:34 pm »
Quote from: Joe[x86] on May 26, 2005, 04:46:17 am
Heh.. it was funny when I started playing..

Whats LFG?
Whats LFM?
Whats lol? (no..)

The only real acronym I use in the game is 'AH.' WTS/WTT/WTB, etc just seem way too newbish/non-fitting for a RP server.
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