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Michael Jackson dies
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 06:45:47 pm »
Amazing, the guy has an incredible career and all you have against him is a charge he was found not guilty of.  Fucking moron.

RIP Micheal.


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Re: Michael Jackson dies
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 07:09:08 pm »
Is it too soon to say, "I wonder if he was greeted by 100 virgins"?

But really, in all honesty, I feel bad for the guy -- he never really got a break. Or a proper life, for that matter...

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Re: Michael Jackson dies
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 10:36:00 pm »
I think the people who instigated the events 6-7 years ago came off as greedy manipulative trashy liars.  When you get wealthy and famous, people will want a piece, and they don't seem to care about the consequences of their actions.

Michael Jackson was incredibly talented, and was an especially amazing performer.  He will be remembered this way.
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Re: Michael Jackson dies
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 12:14:25 am »
There's rumors floating around he abused prescription pills recently.. maybe it had something to do with his weakened heart? So sad to see him go so young.

He had a comeback tour this Summer =/.
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Re: Michael Jackson dies
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 01:05:02 am »
I think the people who instigated the events 6-7 years ago came off as greedy manipulative trashy liars.  When you get wealthy and famous, people will want a piece, and they don't seem to care about the consequences of their actions.

Michael Jackson was incredibly talented, and was an especially amazing performer.  He will be remembered this way.
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Re: Michael Jackson dies
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 01:12:42 pm »
Or a proper life, for that matter...

agreed :(.

theories on his death:
Iran:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/06/26/michael.jackson.internet/index.html
Iran killed Jackson so that Twitter would overload and crash, thereby killing the comm system for the protesters. Well played Iran, well played.

doc:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/26/michael.jackson/index.html
Maybe MJ just wanted out.

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Re: Michael Jackson dies
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 01:26:13 pm »
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Re: Michael Jackson dies
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 01:41:45 pm »
The onion news link in one of those links you pasted, crazed, was pretty funny.
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Re: Michael Jackson dies
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 01:56:47 pm »
wait what where

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Re: Michael Jackson dies
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2009, 01:50:34 pm »
It looks like this may be an Elvis case...

Prescription drug addiction, surrounded by manipulative bloodsuckers who are supposedly "friends", etc....

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Re: Michael Jackson dies
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2009, 10:08:29 am »
Liza Manilli was quoted as saying something like, "it's a good thing we're celebrating him now, becauseafter the autopsy things are going to change"

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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2009, 12:39:18 pm »
Liza Manilli was quoted as saying something like, "it's a good thing we're celebrating him now, becauseafter the autopsy things are going to change"

I just looked this up, and apparently she didn't elaborate....

What could the autopsy possibly change? 

It seems strange that she'd say something cryptic like that, about her "good friend".  We all know he was weird, and it wouldn't be surprising if he were taking drugs, and whatever she supposedly knows didn't change her feelings towards him...  Maybe she's just thinking discussions of drugs or prescription drugs, etc., will dominate the media, thereby displacing the coverage of Michael Jackson's career, and didn't express herself very well.
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Re: Michael Jackson dies
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2009, 12:59:45 pm »
He's actually a broom.

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Re: Michael Jackson dies
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2009, 01:03:54 pm »
Liza Manilli was quoted as saying something like, "it's a good thing we're celebrating him now, becauseafter the autopsy things are going to change"

I just looked this up, and apparently she didn't elaborate....

What could the autopsy possibly change? 

It seems strange that she'd say something cryptic like that, about her "good friend".  We all know he was weird, and it wouldn't be surprising if he were taking drugs, and whatever she supposedly knows didn't change her feelings towards him...  Maybe she's just thinking discussions of drugs or prescription drugs, etc., will dominate the media, thereby displacing the coverage of Michael Jackson's career, and didn't express herself very well.
The drug thing is what I imagine she meant, but who knows?

Maybe it'll turn out that he's an alien? Or android? A woman? A horse? A broom?

(disclaimer: the last three are from a quote (family guy, I think?) that I assume rabbit was alluding to :) )